CHAPTER XXV

Canaples, brother of the Marechal de Crequi, wished to marry Mademoiselle de Vivonne who was no longer young, but was distinguished by talent, virtue and high birth; she had not a penny.  The Cardinal de Coislin, thinking Canaples too old to marry, told him so.  Canaples said he wanted to have children.  “Children!” exclaimed the Cardinal.  “But she is so virtuous!” Everybody burst out laughing; and the more willingly, as the Cardinal, very pure in his manners, was still more so in his language.  His saying was verified by the event:  the marriage proved sterile.

The Duc de Coislin died about this time.  I have related in its proper place an adventure that happened to him and his brother, the Chevalier de Coislin:  now I will say something more of the Duke.  He was a very little man, of much humour and virtue, but of a politeness that was unendurable, and that passed all bounds, though not incompatible with dignity.  He had been lieutenant-general in the army.  Upon one occasion, after a battle in which he had taken part, one of the Rhingraves who had been made prisoner, fell to his lot.  The Duc de Coislin wished to give up to the other his bed, which consisted indeed of but a mattress.  They complimented each other so much, the one pressing, the other refusing, that in the end they both slept upon the ground, leaving the mattress between them.  The Rhingrave in due time came to Paris and called on the Duc de Coislin.  When he was going, there was such a profusion of compliments, and the Duke insisted so much on seeing him out, that the Rhingrave, as a last resource, ran out of the room, and double locked the door outside.  M. de Coislin was not thus to be outdone.  His apartments were only a few feet above the ground.  He opened the window accordingly, leaped out into the court, and arrived thus at the entrance-door before the Rhingrave, who thought the devil must have carried him there.  The Duc de Coislin, however, had managed to put his thumb out of joint by this leap.  He called in Felix, chief surgeon of the King, who soon put the thumb to rights.  Soon afterwards Felix made a call upon M. de Coislin to see how he was, and found that the cure was perfect.  As he was about to leave, M. de Coislin must needs open the door for him.  Felix, with a shower of bows, tried hard to prevent this, and while they were thus vying in politeness, each with a hand upon the door, the Duke suddenly drew back; he had put his thumb out of joint again, and Felix was obliged to attend to it on the spot!  It may be imagined what laughter this story caused the King, and everybody else, when it became known.