The sixth hole involves the player in a somewhat tricky piece of cross-country work, owing to the fact that there is a nasty ditch to be negotiated some fifty yards from the green.  It is a beast of a ditch, which, if you are out of luck, just catches your second shot.  “All hope abandon ye who enter here” might be written on a notice board over it.

The professor entered there.  The unhappy man sent his second, as nice and clean a brassey shot as he had made all day, into its very jaws.  And then madness seized him.  A merciful local rule, framed by kindly men who have been in that ditch themselves, enacts that in such a case the player may take his ball and throw it over his shoulder, losing a stroke.  But once, so the legend runs, a scratch man who found himself trapped, scorning to avail himself of this rule at the expense of its accompanying penalty, wrought so shrewdly with his niblick that he not only got out but actually laid his ball dead:  and now optimists sometimes imitate his gallantry, though no one yet has been able to imitate his success.

The professor decided to take a chance:  and he failed miserably.  As I was on the green with my third, and, unless I putted extremely poorly, was morally certain to be down in five, which is bogey for the hole, there was not much practical use in his continuing to struggle.  But he did in a spirit of pure vindictiveness, as if he were trying to take it out of the ball.  It was a grisly sight to see him, head and shoulders above the ditch, hewing at his obstinate colonel.  It was a similar spectacle that once induced a lay spectator of a golf match to observe that he considered hockey a silly game.

“Sixteen!” said the professor between his teeth.  Then he picked up his ball.

I won the seventh hole.

I won the eighth hole.

The ninth we halved, for in the black depths of my soul I had formed a plan of fiendish subtlety.  I intended to allow him to win—­with extreme labour—­eight holes in succession.

Then, when hope was once more strong in him, I would win the last, and he would go mad.

I watched him carefully as we trudged on.  Emotions chased one another across his face.  When he won the tenth hole he merely refrained from oaths.  When he won the eleventh a sort of sullen pleasure showed in his face.  It was at the thirteenth that I detected the first dawning of hope.  From then onward it grew.

When, with a sequence of shocking shots, he took the seventeenth hole in seven, he was in a parlous condition.  His run of success had engendered within him a desire for conversation.  He wanted, as it were, to flap his wings and crow.  I could see Dignity wrestling with Talkativeness.  I gave him the lead.

“You have got your form now,” I said.

Talkativeness had it.  Dignity retired hurt.  Speech came from him in a rush.  When he brought off an excellent drive from the eighteenth tee, he seemed to forget everything.