Love Among the Chickens eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 197 pages of information about Love Among the Chickens.

Love Among the Chickens eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 197 pages of information about Love Among the Chickens.

I sat on the seat at the end of the Cob and watched the professor.  It was an instructive sight, an object-lesson to those who hold that optimism has died out of the race.  I had never seen him catch a fish.  He never looked to me as if he were at all likely to catch a fish.  Yet he persevered.

There are few things more restful than to watch some one else busy under a warm sun.  As I sat there, my pipe drawing nicely as the result of certain explorations conducted that morning with a straw, my mind ranged idly over large subjects and small.  I thought of love and chicken-farming.  I mused on the immortality of the soul and the deplorable speed at which two ounces of tobacco disappeared.  In the end I always returned to the professor.  Sitting, as I did, with my back to the beach, I could see nothing but his boat.  It had the ocean to itself.

I began to ponder over the professor.  I wondered dreamily if he were very hot.  I tried to picture his boyhood.  I speculated on his future, and the pleasure he extracted from life.

It was only when I heard him call out to Hawk to be careful, when a movement on the part of that oarsman set the boat rocking, that I began to weave romances round him in which I myself figured.

But, once started, I progressed rapidly.  I imagined a sudden upset.  Professor struggling in water.  Myself (heroically):  “Courage!  I’m coming!” A few rapid strokes.  Saved!  Sequel, a subdued professor, dripping salt water and tears of gratitude, urging me to become his son-in-law.  That sort of thing happened in fiction.  It was a shame that it should not happen in real life.  In my hot youth I once had seven stories in seven weekly penny papers in the same month, all dealing with a situation of the kind.  Only the details differed.  In “Not really a Coward” Vincent Devereux had rescued the earl’s daughter from a fire, whereas in “Hilda’s Hero” it was the peppery old father whom Tom Slingsby saved.  Singularly enough, from drowning.  In other words, I, a very mediocre scribbler, had effected seven times in a single month what the Powers of the Universe could not manage once, even on the smallest scale.

* * * * *

It was precisely three minutes to twelve—­I had just consulted my watch—­that the great idea surged into my brain.  At four minutes to twelve I had been grumbling impotently at Providence.  By two minutes to twelve I had determined upon a manly and independent course of action.

Briefly it was this.  Providence had failed to give satisfaction.  I would, therefore, cease any connection with it, and start a rival business on my own account.  After all, if you want a thing done well, you must do it yourself.

In other words, since a dramatic accident and rescue would not happen of its own accord, I would arrange one for myself.  Hawk looked to me the sort of man who would do anything in a friendly way for a few shillings.

I had now to fight it out with Conscience.  I quote the brief report which subsequently appeared in the Recording Angel:—­

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