Behind Bob came Ukridge.  But a glance was enough to tell me that he was a negligible factor in the pursuit.  He was not built for speed.  Already the pace had proved too much for him, and he had appointed me his deputy, with full powers to act.

“After her, Garny, old horse!  Valuable bird!  Mustn’t be lost!”

When not in a catalepsy of literary composition, I am essentially the man of action.  I laid aside my novel for future reference, and we passed out of the paddock in the following order.  First, Aunt Elizabeth, as fresh as paint, going well.  Next, Bob, panting and obviously doubtful of his powers of staying the distance.  Lastly, myself, determined, but wishing I were five years younger.

After the first field Bob, like the dilettante and unstable dog he was, gave it up, and sauntered off to scratch at a rabbit-hole with an insufferable air of suggesting that that was what he had come out for all the time.  I continued to pound along doggedly.  I was grimly resolute.  I had caught Aunt Elizabeth’s eye as she passed me, and the contempt in it had cut me to the quick.  This bird despised me.  I am not a violent or a quick-tempered man, but I have my self-respect.  I will not be sneered at by hens.  All the abstract desire for Fame which had filled my mind five minutes before was concentrated now on the task of capturing this supercilious bird.

We had been travelling down hill all this time, but at this point we crossed a road and the ground began to rise.  I was in that painful condition which occurs when one has lost one’s first wind and has not yet got one’s second.  I was hotter than I had ever been in my life.

Whether Aunt Elizabeth, too, was beginning to feel the effects of her run, or whether she did it out of the pure effrontery of her warped and unpleasant nature, I do not know; but she now slowed down to walk, and even began to peck in a tentative manner at the grass.  Her behaviour infuriated me.  I felt that I was being treated as a cipher.  I vowed that this bird should realise yet, even if, as seemed probable, I burst in the process, that it was no light matter to be pursued by J. Garnet, author of “The Manoeuvres of Arthur,” etc., a man of whose work so capable a judge as the Peebles Advertiser had said “Shows promise.”

A judicious increase of pace brought me within a yard or two of my quarry.  But Aunt Elizabeth, apparently distrait, had the situation well in hand.  She darted from me with an amused chuckle, and moved off rapidly again up the hill.

I followed, but there was that within me that told me I had shot my bolt.  The sun blazed down, concentrating its rays on my back to the exclusion of the surrounding scenery.  It seemed to follow me about like a limelight.

We had reached level ground.  Aunt Elizabeth had again slowed to a walk, and I was capable of no better pace.  Very gradually I closed in.  There was a high boxwood hedge in front of us; and, just as I came close enough once more to stake my all on a single grab, Aunt Elizabeth, with another of her sardonic chuckles, dived in head-foremost and struggled through in the mysterious way in which birds do get through hedges.  The sound of her faint spinster-like snigger came to me as I stood panting, and roused me like a bugle.  The next moment I too had plunged into the hedge.