these. The Boadicea, however, had been two years
in commission, the flannels were two years old, and
the lads were just at the age when they were growing
most rapidly. They squeezed themselves with great
difficulty into their shrunken garments, which looked
more like tights than trousers, every button and seam
obviously strained to the bursting point, and set to
work playing tennis with their accustomed vigour.
Soon there was a sound of rending cloth, and the senior
midshipman, a portly youth of Teutonic amplitude of
outline, lay down flat on his back on the lawn.
A minute later there was a similar sound, and another
boy lay down on his back and remained there, and a
third lad quickly followed their example. A charming
lady had noticed this from the verandah above, and
ran down in some alarm, fearing that these young Nelsons
had got sunstrokes. Somewhat confusedly they assured
her that they were quite well, but might they, please,
have three rugs brought them. Otherwise it was
impossible for them to move. With some difficulty
three rugs were procured, and, enveloped in them,
they waddled off to their bungalow to assume more decent
apparel. A few minutes later there were two more
similar catastrophes (these garments all seemed to
split in precisely the same spot), and the supply
of rugs being exhausted, these boys had to retreat
to their bungalow walking backwards like chamberlains
at a Court function. After luncheon, in the burning
heat of Bengal, most sensible people keep quiet in
the shade, but the midshipmen went off to inspect
the great tank, and to decide how they should drag
it.
Soon we heard loud shoutings from the direction of
the tank, and saw a long string of native servants
carrying brown chatties of hot water towards the pond.
We found that the courteous House-Baboo had informed
the midshipmen that the holes in the banks of the
tank were the winter rest-places of cobras. It
then occurred to the boys that it would be capital
fun to pour hot water down the holes, and to kill
the cobras with sticks as they emerged from them.
It was a horribly dangerous amusement, for, one bad
shot, and the Royal Navy would unquestionably have
had to mourn the loss of a promising midshipman in
two hours’ time. When we arrived the snake-killing
was over, and the boys were all refreshing themselves
with large cheroots purloined from the dining-room
on their behalf by a friendly kitmutgar. The
dragging of the tank was really a wonderful sight.
As the net reached the far end it was one solid mass
of great shining, blue-grey fish, of about thirty
pounds weight each. The most imaginative artist
in depicting the “Miraculous Draught of Fishes”
never approached the reality of Barrackpore, or pictured
such vast quantities of writhing, silvery finny creatures.
They were a fish called cattla by the natives, a species
of carp, with a few eels and smaller fish of a bright
red colour thrown in amongst them. I could never
have believed that one pond could have held such incredible