Liza [crushed by superior strength and weight] What’s to become of me? What’s to become of me?
Higgins. How the devil do I know what’s to become of you? What does it matter what becomes of you?
Liza. You don’t care. I know you don’t care. You wouldn’t care if I was dead. I’m nothing to you—not so much as them slippers.
Higgins [thundering] those slippers.
Liza [with bitter submission] Those slippers. I didn’t think it made any difference now.
A pause. Eliza hopeless and crushed. Higgins a little uneasy.
Higgins [in his loftiest manner] Why have you begun going on like this? May I ask whether you complain of your treatment here?
Liza. No.
Higgins. Has anybody behaved badly to you?
Colonel Pickering?
Mrs. Pearce? Any of the servants?
Liza. No.
Higgins. I presume you don’t pretend that I have treated you badly.
Liza. No.
Higgins. I am glad to hear it. [He moderates his tone]. Perhaps you’re tired after the strain of the day. Will you have a glass of champagne? [He moves towards the door].
Liza. No. [Recollecting her manners] Thank you.
Higgins [good-humored again] This has been coming on you for some days. I suppose it was natural for you to be anxious about the garden party. But that’s all over now. [He pats her kindly on the shoulder. She writhes]. There’s nothing more to worry about.
Liza. No. Nothing more for you to worry about. [She suddenly rises and gets away from him by going to the piano bench, where she sits and hides her face]. Oh God! I wish I was dead.
Higgins [staring after her in sincere surprise] Why? in heaven’s name, why? [Reasonably, going to her] Listen to me, Eliza. All this irritation is purely subjective.
Liza. I don’t understand. I’m too ignorant.
Higgins. It’s only imagination. Low spirits and nothing else. Nobody’s hurting you. Nothing’s wrong. You go to bed like a good girl and sleep it off. Have a little cry and say your prayers: that will make you comfortable.
Liza. I heard your prayers. “Thank God it’s all over!”
Higgins [impatiently] Well, don’t you thank God it’s all over? Now you are free and can do what you like.
Liza [pulling herself together in desperation] What am I fit for? What have you left me fit for? Where am I to go? What am I to do? What’s to become of me?