Tom Peters, Gene Hollister and Perry Blackwood and
other friends, this story of mine might be staged.
There were, however, as usual, certain seemingly insuperable
difficulties: in the first place, it was winter
time; in the second, no facilities existed in the
city for operations of a nautical character; and, lastly,
my Christmas money amounted only to five dollars.
It was my father who pointed out these and other objections.
For, after a careful perusal of the price lists I
had sent for, I had been forced to appeal to him to
supply additional funds with which to purchase a row-boat.
Incidentally, he read me a lecture on extravagance,
referred to my last month’s report at the Academy,
and finished by declaring that he would not permit
me to have a boat even in the highly improbable case
of somebody’s presenting me with one. Let
it not be imagined that my ardour or my determination
were extinguished. Shortly after I had retired
from his presence it occurred to me that he had said
nothing to forbid my making a boat, and the first
thing I did after school that day was to procure, for
twenty-five cents, a second-hand book on boat construction.
The woodshed was chosen as a shipbuilding establishment.
It was convenient—and my father never went
into the back yard in cold weather. Inquiries
of lumber-yards developing the disconcerting fact
that four dollars and seventy-five cents was inadequate
to buy the material itself, to say nothing of the
cost of steaming and bending the ribs, I reluctantly
abandoned the ideal of the graceful craft I had sketched,
and compromised on a flat bottom. Observe how
the ways of deception lead to transgression:
I recalled the cast-off lumber pile of Jarvis, the
carpenter, a good-natured Englishman, coarse and fat:
in our neighbourhood his reputation for obscenity
was so well known to mothers that I had been forbidden
to go near him or his shop. Grits Jarvis, his
son, who had inherited the talent, was also contraband.
I can see now the huge bulk of the elder Jarvis as
he stood in the melting, soot-powdered snow in front
of his shop, and hear his comments on my pertinacity.
“If you ever wants another man’s missus
when you grows up, my lad, Gawd ’elp ’im!”
“Why should I want another man’s wife
when I don’t want one of my own?” I demanded,
indignant.
He laughed with his customary lack of moderation.
“You mind what old Jarvis says,” he cried.
“What you wants, you gets.”
I did get his boards, by sheer insistence. No
doubt they were not very valuable, and without question
he more than made up for them in my mother’s
bill. I also got something else of equal value
to me at the moment,—the assistance of
Grits, the contraband; daily, after school, I smuggled
him into the shed through the alley, acquiring likewise
the services of Tom Peters, which was more of a triumph
than it would seem. Tom always had to be “worked
up” to participation in my ideas, but in the
end he almost invariably succumbed. The notion
of building a boat in the dead of winter, and so far
from her native element, naturally struck him at first
as ridiculous. Where in Jehoshaphat was I going
to sail it if I ever got it made? He much preferred
to throw snowballs at innocent wagon drivers.