cry, ‘Catch me here again!’ and sure enough
you catch them there again—perhaps before
the week is out. It is as old as Robinson Crusoe;
as old as man. Our race has not been strained
for all these ages through that sieve of dangers that
we call Natural Selection, to sit down with patience
in the tedium of safety; the voices of its fathers
call it forth. Already in our society as it
exists, the bourgeois is too much cottoned about for
any zest in living; he sits in his parlour out of
reach of any danger, often out of reach of any vicissitude
but one of health; and there he yawns. If the
people in the next villa took pot-shots at him, he
might be killed indeed, but so long as he escaped he
would find his blood oxygenated and his views of the
world brighter. If Mr. Mallock, on his way to
the publishers, should have his skirts pinned to a
wall by a javelin, it would not occur to him—at
least for several hours—to ask if life
were worth living; and if such peril were a daily
matter, he would ask it never more; he would have
other things to think about, he would be living indeed—not
lying in a box with cotton, safe, but immeasurably
dull. The aleatory, whether it touch life, or
fortune, or renown—whether we explore Africa
or only toss for halfpence—that is what
I conceive men to love best, and that is what we are
seeking to exclude from men’s existences.
Of all forms of the aleatory, that which most commonly
attends our working men—the danger of misery
from want of work—is the least inspiriting:
it does not whip the blood, it does not evoke the
glory of contest; it is tragic, but it is passive;
and yet, in so far as it is aleatory, and a peril sensibly
touching them, it does truly season the men’s
lives. Of those who fail, I do not speak—despair
should be sacred; but to those who even modestly succeed,
the changes of their life bring interest: a
job found, a shilling saved, a dainty earned, all these
are wells of pleasure springing afresh for the successful
poor; and it is not from these but from the villa-dweller
that we hear complaints of the unworthiness of life.
Much, then, as the average of the proletariat would
gain in this new state of life, they would also lose
a certain something, which would not be missed in the
beginning, but would be missed progressively and progressively
lamented. Soon there would be a looking back:
there would be tales of the old world humming in
young men’s ears, tales of the tramp and the
pedlar, and the hopeful emigrant. And in the
stall-fed life of the successful ant-heap—with
its regular meals, regular duties, regular pleasures,
an even course of life, and fear excluded—the
vicissitudes, delights, and havens of to-day will
seem of epic breadth. This may seem a shallow
observation; but the springs by which men are moved
lie much on the surface. Bread, I believe, has
always been considered first, but the circus comes
close upon its heels. Bread we suppose to be
given amply; the cry for circuses will be the louder,
and if the life of our descendants be such as we have
conceived, there are two beloved pleasures on which
they will be likely to fall back: the pleasures
of intrigue and of sedition.