that was a standing indignity to all on whom it looked;
and my next most disagreeable remembrance is of a
bracing, Republican postman in the city of San Francisco.
I lived in that city among working folk, and what
my neighbours accepted at the postman’s hands—nay,
what I took from him myself— it is still
distasteful to recall. The bourgeois, residing
in the upper parts of society, has but few opportunities
of tasting this peculiar bowl; but about the income-tax,
as I have said, or perhaps about a patent, or in the
halls of an embassy at the hands of my friend of the
eye-glass, he occasionally sets his lips to it; and
he may thus imagine (if he has that faculty of imagination,
without which most faculties are void) how it tastes
to his poorer neighbours, who must drain it to the
dregs. In every contact with authority, with
their employer, with the police, with the School Board
officer, in the hospital, or in the workhouse, they
have equally the occasion to appreciate the light-hearted
civility of the man in office; and as an experimentalist
in several out-of-the-way provinces of life, I may
say it has but to be felt to be appreciated.
Well, this golden age of which we are speaking will
be the golden age of officials. In all our concerns
it will be their beloved duty to meddle, with what
tact, with what obliging words, analogy will aid us
to imagine. It is likely these gentlemen will
be periodically elected; they will therefore have
their turn of being underneath, which does not always
sweeten men’s conditions. The laws they
will have to administer will be no clearer than those
we know to-day, and the body which is to regulate
their administration no wiser than the British Parliament.
So that upon all hands we may look for a form of servitude
most galling to the blood—servitude to
many and changing masters, and for all the slights
that accompany the rule of jack-in-office. And
if the Socialistic programme be carried out with the
least fulness, we shall have lost a thing, in most
respects not much to be regretted, but as a moderator
of oppression, a thing nearly invaluable—the
newspaper. For the independent journal is a
creature of capital and competition; it stands and
falls with millionaires and railway bonds and all
the abuses and glories of to-day; and as soon as the
State has fairly taken its bent to authority and philanthropy,
and laid the least touch on private property, the
days of the independent journal are numbered.
State railways may be good things and so may State
bakeries; but a State newspaper will never be a very
trenchant critic of the State officials.