“I soon found out what the trouble was.  I had a knack of bringing out in the face of a portrait the hidden character of the original.  I don’t know how I did it—­I painted what I saw—­but I know it did me.  Some of my sitters were fearfully enraged and refused their pictures.  I painted the portrait of a very beautiful and popular society dame.  When it was finished her husband looked at it with a peculiar expression on his face, and the next week he sued for divorce.”

“I remember one case of a prominent banker who sat to me.  While I had his portrait on exhibition in my studio an acquaintance of his came in to look at it.  ‘Bless me,’ says he, ’does he really look like that?” I told him it was considered a faithful likeness.  ’I never noticed that expression about his eyes before,’ said he; ’I think I’ll drop downtown and change my bank account.’  He did drop down, but the bank account was gone and so was Mr. Banker.

“It wasn’t long till they put me out of business.  People don’t want their secret meannesses shown up in a picture.  They can smile and twist their own faces and deceive you, but the picture can’t.  I couldn’t get an order for another picture, and I had to give up.  I worked as a newspaper artist for a while, and then for a lithographer, but my work with them got me into the same trouble.  If I drew from a photograph my drawing showed up characteristics and expressions that you couldn’t find in the photo, but I guess they were in the original, all right.  The customers raised lively rows, especially the women, and I never could hold a job long.  So I began to rest my weary head upon the breast of Old Booze for comfort.  And pretty soon I was in the free-bed line and doing oral fiction for hand-outs among the food bazaars.  Does the truthful statement weary thee, O Caliph?  I can turn on the Wall Street disaster stop if you prefer, but that requires a tear, and I’m afraid I can’t hustle one up after that good dinner.”

“No, no,” said Chalmers, earnestly, “you interest me very much.  Did all of your portraits reveal some unpleasant trait, or were there some that did not suffer from the ordeal of your peculiar brush?”

“Some?  Yes,” said Plumer.  “Children generally, a good many women and a sufficient number of men.  All people aren’t bad, you know.  When they were all right the pictures were all right.  As I said, I don’t explain it, but I’m telling you facts.”

On Chalmers’s writing-table lay the photograph that he had received that day in the foreign mail.  Ten minutes later he had Plumer at work making a sketch from it in pastels.  At the end of an hour the artist rose and stretched wearily.

“It’s done,” he yawned.  “You’ll excuse me for being so long.  I got interested in the job.  Lordy! but I’m tired.  No bed last night, you know.  Guess it’ll have to be good night now, O Commander of the Faithful!”

Chalmers went as far as the door with him and slipped some bills into his hand.