Broadbent [complacently]. Well, it was a pretty obvious move, I should think. You know, these fellows have plenty of shrewdness in spite of their Irish oddity. [Hodson comes from the house. Larry sits in Doran’s chair and reads]. Oh, by the way, Hodson—
Hodson [coming between Broadbent and Larry]. Yes, sir?
Broadbent. I want you to be rather particular as to how you treat the people here.
Hodson. I haven’t treated any of em yet, sir. If I was to accept all the treats they offer me I shouldn’t be able to stand at this present moment, sir.
Broadbent. Oh well, don’t be too stand-offish, you know, Hodson. I should like you to be popular. If it costs anything I’ll make it up to you. It doesn’t matter if you get a bit upset at first: they’ll like you all the better for it.
Hodson. I’m sure you’re very kind, sir; but it don’t seem to matter to me whether they like me or not. I’m not going to stand for parliament here, sir.
Broadbent. Well, I am. Now do you understand?
Hodson [waking up at once]. Oh, I beg your
pardon, sir, I’m sure.
I understand, sir.
Cornelius [appearing at the house door with Mat]. Patsy’ll drive the pig over this evenin, Mat. Goodbye. [He goes back into the house. Mat makes for the gate. Broadbent stops him. Hodson, pained by the derelict basket, picks it up and carries it away behind the house].
Broadbent [beaming candidatorially]. I must thank you very particularly, Mr Haffigan, for your support this morning. I value it because I know that the real heart of a nation is the class you represent, the yeomanry.
Matthew [aghast] The yeomanry!!!
Larry [looking up from his paper]. Take care, Tom! In Rosscullen a yeoman means a sort of Orange Bashi-Bazouk. In England, Mat, they call a freehold farmer a yeoman.
Matthew [huffily]. I don’t need to be insthructed be you, Larry Doyle. Some people think no one knows anythin but dhemselves. [To Broadbent, deferentially] Of course I know a gentleman like you would not compare me to the yeomanry. Me own granfather was flogged in the sthreets of Athenmullet be them when they put a gun in the thatch of his house an then went and found it there, bad cess to them!
Broadbent [with sympathetic interest]. Then you are not the first martyr of your family, Mr Haffigan?
Matthew. They turned me out o the farm I made out of the stones o Little Rosscullen hill wid me own hans.
Broadbent. I have heard about it; and my blood still boils at the thought. [Calling] Hodson—
Hodson [behind the corner of the house] Yes, sir. [He hurries forward].
Broadbent. Hodson: this gentleman’s sufferings should make every Englishman think. It is want of thought rather than want of heart that allows such iniquities to disgrace society.