John Bull's Other Island eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 150 pages of information about John Bull's Other Island.

John Bull's Other Island eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 150 pages of information about John Bull's Other Island.

Broadbent [complacently].  Well, it was a pretty obvious move, I should think.  You know, these fellows have plenty of shrewdness in spite of their Irish oddity. [Hodson comes from the house.  Larry sits in Doran’s chair and reads].  Oh, by the way, Hodson—­

Hodson [coming between Broadbent and Larry].  Yes, sir?

Broadbent.  I want you to be rather particular as to how you treat the people here.

Hodson.  I haven’t treated any of em yet, sir.  If I was to accept all the treats they offer me I shouldn’t be able to stand at this present moment, sir.

Broadbent.  Oh well, don’t be too stand-offish, you know, Hodson.  I should like you to be popular.  If it costs anything I’ll make it up to you.  It doesn’t matter if you get a bit upset at first:  they’ll like you all the better for it.

Hodson.  I’m sure you’re very kind, sir; but it don’t seem to matter to me whether they like me or not.  I’m not going to stand for parliament here, sir.

Broadbent.  Well, I am.  Now do you understand?

Hodson [waking up at once].  Oh, I beg your pardon, sir, I’m sure. 
I understand, sir.

Cornelius [appearing at the house door with Mat].  Patsy’ll drive the pig over this evenin, Mat.  Goodbye. [He goes back into the house.  Mat makes for the gate.  Broadbent stops him.  Hodson, pained by the derelict basket, picks it up and carries it away behind the house].

Broadbent [beaming candidatorially].  I must thank you very particularly, Mr Haffigan, for your support this morning.  I value it because I know that the real heart of a nation is the class you represent, the yeomanry.

Matthew [aghast] The yeomanry!!!

Larry [looking up from his paper].  Take care, Tom!  In Rosscullen a yeoman means a sort of Orange Bashi-Bazouk.  In England, Mat, they call a freehold farmer a yeoman.

Matthew [huffily].  I don’t need to be insthructed be you, Larry Doyle.  Some people think no one knows anythin but dhemselves. [To Broadbent, deferentially] Of course I know a gentleman like you would not compare me to the yeomanry.  Me own granfather was flogged in the sthreets of Athenmullet be them when they put a gun in the thatch of his house an then went and found it there, bad cess to them!

Broadbent [with sympathetic interest].  Then you are not the first martyr of your family, Mr Haffigan?

Matthew.  They turned me out o the farm I made out of the stones o Little Rosscullen hill wid me own hans.

Broadbent.  I have heard about it; and my blood still boils at the thought. [Calling] Hodson—­

Hodson [behind the corner of the house] Yes, sir. [He hurries forward].

Broadbent.  Hodson:  this gentleman’s sufferings should make every Englishman think.  It is want of thought rather than want of heart that allows such iniquities to disgrace society.

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