Aunt Judy. N d’ye call this airly, God help you?
Larry. Aunt Judy probably breakfasted about half past six.
Aunt Judy. Whisht, you!—draggin the parlor chairs out into the gardn n givin Mr Broadbent his death over his meals out here in the cold air. [To Broadbent] Why d’ye put up with his foolishness, Mr Broadbent?
Broadbent. I assure you I like the open air.
Aunt Judy. Ah galong! How can you like what’s not natural? I hope you slept well.
Nora. Did anything wake yup with a thump at three o’clock? I thought the house was falling. But then I’m a very light sleeper.
Larry. I seem to recollect that one of the legs of the sofa in the parlor had a way of coming out unexpectedly eighteen years ago. Was that it, Tom?
Broadbent [hastily]. Oh, it doesn’t matter: I was not hurt—at least—er—
Aunt Judy. Oh now what a shame! An I told Patsy Farrll to put a nail in it.
Broadbent. He did, Miss Doyle. There was a nail, certainly.
Aunt Judy. Dear oh dear!
An oldish peasant farmer, small, leathery, peat faced, with a deep voice and a surliness that is meant to be aggressive, and is in effect pathetic—the voice of a man of hard life and many sorrows—comes in at the gate. He is old enough to have perhaps worn a long tailed frieze coat and knee breeches in his time; but now he is dressed respectably in a black frock coat, tall hat, and pollard colored trousers; and his face is as clean as washing can make it, though that is not saying much, as the habit is recently acquired and not yet congenial.
The new-Comer [at the gate]. God save all here! [He comes a little way into the garden].
Larry [patronizingly, speaking across the garden to him]. Is that yourself, Mat Haffigan? Do you remember me?
Matthew [intentionally rude and blunt]. No. Who are you?
Nora. Oh, I’m sure you remember him, Mr Haffigan.
Matthew [grudgingly admitting it]. I suppose
he’ll be young Larry
Doyle that was.
Larry. Yes.
Matthew [to Larry]. I hear you done well in America.
Larry. Fairly well.
Matthew. I suppose you saw me brother Andy out dhere.
Larry. No. It’s such a big place that looking for a man there is like looking for a needle in a bundle of hay. They tell me he’s a great man out there.
Matthew. So he is, God be praised. Where’s your father?
Aunt Judy. He’s inside, in the
office, Mr Haffigan, with Barney
Doarn n Father Dempsey.
Matthew, without wasting further words on the company, goes curtly into the house.
Larry [staring after him]. Is anything wrong with old Mat?