John Bull's Other Island eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 150 pages of information about John Bull's Other Island.

John Bull's Other Island eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 150 pages of information about John Bull's Other Island.

Aunt Judy.  N d’ye call this airly, God help you?

Larry.  Aunt Judy probably breakfasted about half past six.

Aunt Judy.  Whisht, you!—­draggin the parlor chairs out into the gardn n givin Mr Broadbent his death over his meals out here in the cold air. [To Broadbent] Why d’ye put up with his foolishness, Mr Broadbent?

Broadbent.  I assure you I like the open air.

Aunt Judy.  Ah galong!  How can you like what’s not natural?  I hope you slept well.

Nora.  Did anything wake yup with a thump at three o’clock?  I thought the house was falling.  But then I’m a very light sleeper.

Larry.  I seem to recollect that one of the legs of the sofa in the parlor had a way of coming out unexpectedly eighteen years ago.  Was that it, Tom?

Broadbent [hastily].  Oh, it doesn’t matter:  I was not hurt—­at least—­er—­

Aunt Judy.  Oh now what a shame!  An I told Patsy Farrll to put a nail in it.

Broadbent.  He did, Miss Doyle.  There was a nail, certainly.

Aunt Judy.  Dear oh dear!

An oldish peasant farmer, small, leathery, peat faced, with a deep voice and a surliness that is meant to be aggressive, and is in effect pathetic—­the voice of a man of hard life and many sorrows—­comes in at the gate.  He is old enough to have perhaps worn a long tailed frieze coat and knee breeches in his time; but now he is dressed respectably in a black frock coat, tall hat, and pollard colored trousers; and his face is as clean as washing can make it, though that is not saying much, as the habit is recently acquired and not yet congenial.

The new-Comer [at the gate].  God save all here! [He comes a little way into the garden].

Larry [patronizingly, speaking across the garden to him].  Is that yourself, Mat Haffigan?  Do you remember me?

Matthew [intentionally rude and blunt].  No.  Who are you?

Nora.  Oh, I’m sure you remember him, Mr Haffigan.

Matthew [grudgingly admitting it].  I suppose he’ll be young Larry
Doyle that was.

Larry.  Yes.

Matthew [to Larry].  I hear you done well in America.

Larry.  Fairly well.

Matthew.  I suppose you saw me brother Andy out dhere.

Larry.  No.  It’s such a big place that looking for a man there is like looking for a needle in a bundle of hay.  They tell me he’s a great man out there.

Matthew.  So he is, God be praised.  Where’s your father?

Aunt Judy.  He’s inside, in the office, Mr Haffigan, with Barney
Doarn n Father Dempsey.

Matthew, without wasting further words on the company, goes curtly into the house.

Larry [staring after him].  Is anything wrong with old Mat?

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