Nora. Mr Keegan: I want to speak to you a minute if you don’t mind.
Keegan [dropping the broad Irish vernacular of his speech to Patsy]. An hour if you like, Miss Reilly: you’re always welcome. Shall we sit down?
Nora. Thank you. [They sit on the heather. She is shy and anxious; but she comes to the point promptly because she can think of nothing else]. They say you did a gradle o travelling at one time.
Keegan. Well you see I’m not a Mnooth man [he means that he was not a student at Maynooth College]. When I was young I admired the older generation of priests that had been educated in Salamanca. So when I felt sure of my vocation I went to Salamanca. Then I walked from Salamanca to Rome, an sted in a monastery there for a year. My pilgrimage to Rome taught me that walking is a better way of travelling than the train; so I walked from Rome to the Sorbonne in Paris; and I wish I could have walked from Paris to Oxford; for I was very sick on the sea. After a year of Oxford I had to walk to Jerusalem to walk the Oxford feeling off me. From Jerusalem I came back to Patmos, and spent six months at the monastery of Mount Athos. From that I came to Ireland and settled down as a parish priest until I went mad.
Nora [startled]. Oh dons say that.
Keegan. Why not? Don’t you know the story? how I confessed a black man and gave him absolution; and how he put a spell on me and drove me mad.
Nora. How can you talk such nonsense about yourself? For shame!
Keegan. It’s not nonsense at all: it’s true—in a way. But never mind the black man. Now that you know what a travelled man I am, what can I do for you? [She hesitates and plucks nervously at the heather. He stays her hand gently]. Dear Miss Nora: don’t pluck the little flower. If it was a pretty baby you wouldn’t want to pull its head off and stick it in a vawse o water to look at. [The grasshopper chirps: Keegan turns his head and addresses it in the vernacular]. Be aisy, me son: she won’t spoil the swing-swong in your little three. [To Nora, resuming his urbane style] You see I’m quite cracked; but never mind: I’m harmless. Now what is it?
Nora [embarrassed]. Oh, only idle curiosity. I wanted to know whether you found Ireland—I mean the country part of Ireland, of course—very small and backwardlike when you came back to it from Rome and Oxford and all the great cities.
Keegan. When I went to those great cities I saw wonders I had never seen in Ireland. But when I came back to Ireland I found all the wonders there waiting for me. You see they had been there all the time; but my eyes had never been opened to them. I did not know what my own house was like, because I had never been outside it.
Nora. D’ye think that’s the same with everybody?
Keegan. With everybody who has eyes in his soul as well as in his head.