they’re only poor slovenly useless devils like yourself. [Dropping his voice like a man making some shameful confidence] And all the while there goes on a horrible, senseless, mischievous laughter.  When you’re young, you exchange drinks with other young men; and you exchange vile stories with them; and as you’re too futile to be able to help or cheer them, you chaff and sneer and taunt them for not doing the things you daren’t do yourself.  And all the time you laugh, laugh, laugh! eternal derision, eternal envy, eternal folly, eternal fouling and staining and degrading, until, when you come at last to a country where men take a question seriously and give a serious answer to it, you deride them for having no sense of humor, and plume yourself on your own worthlessness as if it made you better than them.

Broadbent [roused to intense earnestness by Doyle’s eloquence].  Never despair, Larry.  There are great possibilities for Ireland.  Home Rule will work wonders under English guidance.

Doyle [pulled up short, his face twitching with a reluctant smile].  Tom:  why do you select my most tragic moments for your most irresistible strokes of humor?

Broadbent.  Humor!  I was perfectly serious.  What do you mean?  Do you doubt my seriousness about Home Rule?

Doyle.  I am sure you are serious, Tom, about the English guidance.

Broadbent [quite reassured].  Of course I am.  Our guidance is the important thing.  We English must place our capacity for government without stint at the service of nations who are less fortunately endowed in that respect; so as to allow them to develop in perfect freedom to the English level of self-government, you know.  You understand me?

Doyle.  Perfectly.  And Rosscullen will understand you too.

Broadbent [cheerfully].  Of course it will.  So that’s all right. [He pulls up his chair and settles himself comfortably to lecture Doyle].  Now, Larry, I’ve listened carefully to all you’ve said about Ireland; and I can see nothing whatever to prevent your coming with me.  What does it all come to?  Simply that you were only a young fellow when you were in Ireland.  You’ll find all that chaffing and drinking and not knowing what to be at in Peckham just the same as in Donnybrook.  You looked at Ireland with a boy’s eyes and saw only boyish things.  Come back with me and look at it with a man’s, and get a better opinion of your country.

Doyle.  I daresay you’re partly right in that:  at all events I know very well that if I had been the son of a laborer instead of the son of a country landagent, I should have struck more grit than I did.  Unfortunately I’m not going back to visit the Irish nation, but to visit my father and Aunt Judy and Nora Reilly and Father Dempsey and the rest of them.

Broadbent.  Well, why not?  They’ll be delighted to see you, now that England has made a man of you.