Secondly, to drink, after the French fashion, but at two meals, and then very moderately, is to be too sparing of the favours of the god.  There is more time and constancy required than so.  The ancients spent whole nights in this exercise, and ofttimes added the day following to eke it out, and therefore we are to take greater liberty and stick closer to our work.  I have seen a great lord of my time, a man of high enterprise and famous success, that without setting himself to’t, and after his ordinary rate of drinking at meals, drank not much less than five quarts of wine, and at his going away appeared but too wise and discreet, to the detriment of our affairs.  The pleasure we hold in esteem for the course of our lives ought to have a greater share of our time dedicated to it; we should, like shopboys and labourers, refuse no occasion nor omit any opportunity of drinking, and always have it in our minds.  Methinks we every day abridge and curtail the use of wine, and that the after breakfasts, dinner snatches, and collations I used to see in my father’s house, when I was a boy, were more usual and frequent then than now.

Is it that we pretend to a reformation?  Truly, no:  but it may be we are more addicted to Venus than our fathers were.  They are two exercises that thwart and hinder one another in their vigour.  Lechery weakens our stomach on the one side; and on the other sobriety renders us more spruce and amorous for the exercise of love.

’Tis wonderful what strange stories I have heard my father tell of the chastity of that age wherein he lived.  It was for him to say it, being both by art and nature cut out and finished for the service of ladies.  He spoke well and little:  ever mixing his language with some illustration out of authors most in use, especially in Spanish, and among the Spanish he whom they called Marcus Aurelius—­[ Guevara’s Golden Book of Marcus Aurelius Antoninus.]—­was ordinarily in his mouth.  His behaviour was gently grave, humble, and very modest; he was very solicitous of neatness and propriety both in his person and clothes, whether on horseback or afoot, he was monstrously punctual in his word; and of a conscience and religion generally tending rather towards superstition than otherwise.  For a man of little stature, very strong, well proportioned, and well knit; of a pleasing countenance inclining to brown, and very adroit in all noble exercises.  I have yet in the house to be seen canes poured full of lead, with which they say he exercised his arms for throwing the bar or the stone, or in fencing; and shoes with leaden soles to make him lighter for running or leaping.  Of his vaulting he has left little miracles behind him:  I have seen him when past three score laugh at our exercises, and throw himself in his furred gown into the saddle, make the tour of a table upon his thumbs and scarce ever mount the stairs into his chamber without taking three or four steps at a time.