and ’tis like will do so till he die of it.
And I could heartily wish, that I only knew by reading,
how often a man’s belly, by the denial of one
single puff, brings him to the very door of an exceeding
painful death; and that the emperor,—[The
Emperor Claudius, who, however, according to Suetonius
(Vita, c. 32), only intended to authorise this singular
privilege by an edict.]—who gave liberty
to let fly in all places, had, at the same time, given
us power to do it. But for our will, in whose
behalf we prefer this accusation, with how much greater
probability may we reproach herself with mutiny and
sedition, for her irregularity and disobedience?
Does she always will what we would have her to do?
Does she not often will what we forbid her to will,
and that to our manifest prejudice? Does she
suffer herself, more than any of the rest, to be governed
and directed by the results of our reason? To
conclude, I should move, in the behalf of the gentleman,
my client, it might be considered, that in this fact,
his cause being inseparably and indistinctly conjoined
with an accessory, yet he only is called in question,
and that by arguments and accusations, which cannot
be charged upon the other; whose business, indeed,
it is sometimes inopportunely to invite, but never
to refuse, and invite, moreover, after a tacit and
quiet manner; and therefore is the malice and injustice
of his accusers most manifestly apparent. But
be it how it will, protesting against the proceedings
of the advocates and judges, nature will, in the meantime,
proceed after her own way, who had done but well, had
she endowed this member with some particular privilege;
the author of the sole immortal work of mortals; a
divine work, according to Socrates; and love, the
desire of immortality, and himself an immortal demon.
Some one, perhaps, by such an effect of imagination
may have had the good luck to leave behind him here,
the scrofula, which his companion who has come after,
has carried with him into Spain. And ’tis
for this reason you may see why men in such cases
require a mind prepared for the thing that is to be
done. Why do the physicians possess, before hand,
their patients’ credulity with so many false
promises of cure, if not to the end, that the effect
of imagination may supply the imposture of their decoctions?
They know very well, that a great master of their
trade has given it under his hand, that he has known
some with whom the very sight of physic would work.
All which conceits come now into my head, by the
remembrance of a story was told me by a domestic apothecary
of my father’s, a blunt Swiss, a nation not
much addicted to vanity and lying, of a merchant he
had long known at Toulouse, who being a valetudinary,
and much afflicted with the stone, had often occasion
to take clysters, of which he caused several sorts
to be prescribed him by the physicians, acccording
to the accidents of his disease; which, being brought
him, and none of the usual forms, as feeling if it