pleasure and riches as set all the philosophers against
him: but as to his manners, Dionysius the tyrant,
having presented three beautiful women before him,
to take his choice; he made answer, that he would choose
them all, and that Paris got himself into trouble
for having preferred one before the other two:
but, having taken them home to his house, he sent them
back untouched. His servant finding himself
overladen upon the way, with the money he carried
after him, he ordered him to pour out and throw away
that which troubled him. And Epicurus, whose
doctrines were so irreligious and effeminate, was
in his life very laborious and devout; he wrote to
a friend of his that he lived only upon biscuit and
water, entreating him to send him a little cheese,
to lie by him against he had a mind to make a feast.
Must it be true, that to be a perfect good man, we
must be so by an occult, natural, and universal propriety,
without law, reason, or example? The debauches
wherein I have been engaged, have not been, I thank
God, of the worst sort, and I have condemned them in
myself, for my judgment was never infected by them;
on the contrary, I accuse them more severely in myself
than in any other; but that is all, for, as to the
rest. I oppose too little resistance and suffer
myself to incline too much to the other side of the
balance, excepting that I moderate them, and prevent
them from mixing with other vices, which for the most
part will cling together, if a man have not a care.
I have contracted and curtailed mine, to make them
as single and as simple as I can:
“Nec
ultra
Errorem
foveo.”
["Nor
do I cherish error further.”
or:
“Nor carry wrong further.”
—Juvenal,
viii. 164.]
For as to the opinion of the Stoics, who say, “That
the wise man when he works, works by all the virtues
together, though one be most apparent, according to
the nature of the action”; and herein the similitude
of a human body might serve them somewhat, for the
action of anger cannot work, unless all the humours
assist it, though choler predominate; —if
they will thence draw a like consequence, that when
the wicked man does wickedly, he does it by all the
vices together, I do not believe it to be so, or else
I understand them not, for I by effect find the contrary.
These are sharp, unsubstantial subleties, with which
philosophy sometimes amuses itself. I follow
some vices, but I fly others as much as a saint would
do. The Peripatetics also disown this indissoluble
connection; and Aristotle is of opinion that a prudent
and just man may be intemperate and inconsistent.
Socrates confessed to some who had discovered a certain
inclination to vice in his physiognomy, that it was,
in truth, his natural propension, but that he had by
discipline corrected it. And such as were familiar
with the philosopher Stilpo said, that being born
with addiction to wine and women, he had by study
rendered himself very abstinent both from the one and
the other.