aptitude: It will not appear singular to those
who have been intimate with Bonaparte, that in these
intellectual contests he gave the preference to those
who had supported an absurd proposition with ability
over those who had maintained the cause of reason;
and it was not superiority of mind which determined
his judgment, for he really preferred the man who argued
well in favour of an absurdity to the man who argued
equally well in support of a reasonable proposition.
He always gave out the subjects which were to be discussed;
and they most frequently turned upon questions of
religion, the different kinds of government, and the
art of war. One day he asked whether the planets
were inhabited; on another, what was the age of the
world; then he proposed to consider the probability
of the destruction of our globe, either by water or
fire; at another time, the truth or fallacy of presentiments,
and the interpretation of dreams. I remember
the circumstance which gave rise to the last proposition
was an allusion to Joseph, of whom he happened to
speak, as he did of almost everything connected with
the country to which we were bound, and which that
able administrator had governed. No country came
under Bonaparte’s observation without recalling
historical recollections to his mind. On passing
the island of Candia his imagination was excited, and
he spoke with enthusiasm of ancient Crete and the
Colossus, whose fabulous renown has surpassed all
human glories. He spoke much of the fall of the
empire of the East, which bore so little resemblance
to what history has preserved of those fine countries,
so often moistened with the blood of man. The
ingenious fables of mythology likewise occurred to
his mind, and imparted to his language something of
a poetical, and, I may say, of an inspired character.
The sight of the kingdom of Minos led him to reason
on the laws best calculated for the government of nations;
and the birthplace of Jupiter suggested to him the
necessity of a religion for the mass of mankind.
This animated conversation lasted until the favourable
north winds, which drove the clouds into the valley
of the Nile, caused us to lose sight of the island
of Candia.
The musicians on board the Orient sometimes played serenades; but only between decks, for Bonaparte was not yet sufficiently fond of music to wish to hear it in his cabin. It may be said that his taste for this art increased in the direct ratio of his power; and so it was with his taste for hunting, of which he gave no indication until after his elevation to the empire; as though he had wished to prove that he possessed within himself not only the genius of sovereignty for commanding men, but also the instinct for those aristocratical pleasures, the enjoyment of which is considered by mankind to be amongst the attributes of kings.