In the darkness he could but vaguely see the great mass of the Cathedral:  he hated it now because of the irksomeness of the long services which he was forced to attend.  The anthem was interminable, and you had to stand drearily while it was being sung; you could not hear the droning sermon, and your body twitched because you had to sit still when you wanted to move about.  Then philip thought of the two services every Sunday at Blackstable.  The church was bare and cold, and there was a smell all about one of pomade and starched clothes.  The curate preached once and his uncle preached once.  As he grew up he had learned to know his uncle; Philip was downright and intolerant, and he could not understand that a man might sincerely say things as a clergyman which he never acted up to as a man.  The deception outraged him.  His uncle was a weak and selfish man, whose chief desire it was to be saved trouble.

Mr. Perkins had spoken to him of the beauty of a life dedicated to the service of God.  Philip knew what sort of lives the clergy led in the corner of East Anglia which was his home.  There was the Vicar of Whitestone, a parish a little way from Blackstable:  he was a bachelor and to give himself something to do had lately taken up farming:  the local paper constantly reported the cases he had in the county court against this one and that, labourers he would not pay their wages to or tradesmen whom he accused of cheating him; scandal said he starved his cows, and there was much talk about some general action which should be taken against him.  Then there was the Vicar of Ferne, a bearded, fine figure of a man:  his wife had been forced to leave him because of his cruelty, and she had filled the neighbourhood with stories of his immorality.  The Vicar of Surle, a tiny hamlet by the sea, was to be seen every evening in the public house a stone’s throw from his vicarage; and the churchwardens had been to Mr. Carey to ask his advice.  There was not a soul for any of them to talk to except small farmers or fishermen; there were long winter evenings when the wind blew, whistling drearily through the leafless trees, and all around they saw nothing but the bare monotony of ploughed fields; and there was poverty, and there was lack of any work that seemed to matter; every kink in their characters had free play; there was nothing to restrain them; they grew narrow and eccentric:  Philip knew all this, but in his young intolerance he did not offer it as an excuse.  He shivered at the thought of leading such a life; he wanted to get out into the world.

XXI

Mr. Perkins soon saw that his words had had no effect on Philip, and for the rest of the term ignored him.  He wrote a report which was vitriolic.  When it arrived and Aunt Louisa asked Philip what it was like, he answered cheerfully.

“Rotten.”

“Is it?” said the Vicar.  “I must look at it again.”