“Who is it?” asked his wife, as the doctor hung up the phone.  “A new family?”

“No such luck,” replied the doctor.  “This has been a frightfully healthy season.  But the spring promises a very satisfactory typhoid epidemic.”

“Who is it?” said his wife again, impatiently.

“Your friend Mrs. French, inviting me to an expedition into the foreign colony.”

“Oh!” She could not keep the disappointment out of her tone.  “I think Mrs. French might call some of the other doctors.”

“So she does, lots of them.  And most of them stand ready to obey her call.”

“Well,” said the little woman at his side, “I think you are going too much among those awful people.”

“Awful people?” exclaimed the doctor.  “It’s awfully good practice, I know.  That is, in certain lines.  I can’t say there is very much variety.  When a really good thing occurs, it is whisked off to the hospital and the big guns get it.”

“Well, I don’t like your going so much,” persisted his wife.  “Some day you will get hurt.”

“Hurt?” exclaimed the doctor.  “Me?”

“Oh, I know you think nothing can hurt you.  But a bullet or a knife can do for you as well as for any one else.  Supposing that terrible man—­what’s his name?—­Kalmar—­had struck you instead of the Polak, where would you be?”

“The question is, where would he be?” said the doctor with a smile.  “As for Kalmar, he’s not too bad a sort; at least there are others a little worse.  I shouldn’t be surprised if that fellow Rosenblatt got only a little less than he deserved.  Certainly O’Hara let in some light upon his moral ulcers.”

“Well, I wish you would drop them, anyway,” continued his wife.

“No, you don’t,” said the doctor.  “You know quite well that you would root me out of bed any hour of the night to see any of their kiddies that happened to have a pain in their little tumtums.  Between you and Mrs. French I haven’t a moment to devote to my large and growing practice.”

“What does she want now?” It must be confessed that her tone was slightly impatient.

“Mrs. French has succeeded in getting the excellent Mrs. Blazowski to promise for the tenth time, I believe, to allow some one, preferably myself, to take her eczematic children to the hospital.”

“Well, she won’t.”

“I think it is altogether likely.  But why do you think so?”

“Because you have tried before.”

“Never.”

“Well, Mrs. French has, and you were with her.”

“That is correct.  But to-day I shall adopt new tactics.  Mrs. French’s flank movements have broken down.  I shall carry the position with a straight frontal attack.  And I shall succeed.  If not, my dear, that little fur tippet thing which you have so resolutely refused to let your eyes rest upon as we pass the Hudson’s Bay, is yours.”

“I don’t want it a bit,” said his wife.  “And you know we can’t afford it.”