having seized him they pinioned his elbows and dragged
him before the Sovran of that city who, when they set
the prisoner before him, asked, “What be the
offence of this man?” “O our honoured
lord,” answered they, “this wight palmeth
off false wares and swindleth the traders in the royal
Bazar.” So the King commanded them to hang
him, whereat they charged his neck with chains and
bared his head, and bade the cryer cry, “This
be his award and the least of awards who forgeth counterfeits
and who tricketh the merchant folk in the market-place
of the Sultan.” Hereat quoth the Caliph
to himself, “I was not content with platter
licking, which now appeareth to me a mighty pleasant
calling but e’en I must become a broker and die
sus. per coll. This be for that tit for tat;
how ever, scant blame to the Time which hath charged
me with this work.” Now when they brought
him to the hanging place and threw the loop around
his neck and fell to hoisting him up, as he rose from
the ground his eyes were opened and he found himself
emerging from the chauldron, whilst the Wazir and
the Sage and the youth were sitting and considering
him. And the Minister catching sight of his lord
sprang to his feet and kissed ground before him, and
laughed aloud, and the Commander of the Faithful asked
him, “Why this laughter?” Answered he,
“O thou, the Prince of True Believers and God-guarded
Sovran, my laughter and my gladness are for myself,
seeing that I have recovered my identity after becoming
a woman and being wedded to a ploughman, who eared
the ground, and after bearing to him seven babes.”
Cried the Caliph, “Woe to thee, O dog, O son
of a dog, thou west married and rejoicedst in children,
whereas I this very moment from the hanging-place have
come down.” Then he informed the Wazir of
all that had befallen him and the Minister did on
like guise, whereat all those present laughed consumedly
and marvelled at the words of the Warlock, and his
proficiency in occult knowledge. Then the Kazi
and witnesses were summoned with their writing gear
and were bidden draw up the marriage-contract of the
young Cook and the Caliph’s daughter. After
this the Sage sojourned with the Commander of the Faithful
in highmost degree and most honourable dignity, and
they abode eating and drinking and living the most
delectable of lives and the most enjoyable with all
manner of joy and jollity, till came to them the Destroyer
of delights and the Divider of man’s days and
they departed life one and all.
Finis.
Thepleasant history of the cock
and the
fox.
Here we begin to indite the pleasant History which beset between the Cock and the Fox.[FN#273]