this mischief-making tabby fared there and fell upon
him last night and tare off his head; and for this
cause when she returned to me I took to punishing
her with such blows and stripes.” Pharaoh
rejoined, “O Haykar, indeed I see thou art old
and doting! Between Misraim and Nineveh lie eight
hundred and sixty parasangs; so how could this cat
have covered them in one night and have torn off thy
chanticleer’s head and have returned by morning
to Egypt?” He replied, “O my lord, seeing
that between Egypt and Assyria is such interval how
then can the neighing of my lord the King’s
stallion reach unto Nile-land and be heard by your
mares so that here they miscarry?” When Pharaoh
had pondered these words, he knew that the envoy had
returned him a full and sufficient reply, so quoth
he, “O Haykar, ’tis my desire that thou
make for me two ropes of sand;” and quoth the
other, “Do thou prescribe that they bring me
a cord from thy stores that I twist one like it.”
So when they had done as he bade, Haykar fared forth
arear of the palace and dug two round borings equal
to the thickness of the cord; then he collected sand
from the river-bed and placed it therein, so that
when the sun arose and entered into the cylinder,
the sand appeared in the sunlight like unto ropes.[FN#76]
Thereupon quoth he to Pharaoh, “Command thy slaves
take up these ropes and I will twist thee as many of
them as thou willest.” Quoth Pharaoh, “O
Haykar, we have before our eyes a millstone which
is broken; and I require of thee that thou sew up
the rent.” Accordingly the Envoy looked
about him and, seeing there another stone, said to
Pharaoh, “O my lord, here am I a stranger man
nor have I with me aught of darning-gear; but I would
have thee bid thy confidants amongst the cobblers to
provide me out of this other stone with shoemaker’s
awls and needles and scissors wherewith I may sew
up for thee the breach in yon millstone.”
Hereat Pharaoh the King fell a-laughing, he and his
Grandees, and cried, “Blessed be Allah, who hath
vouchsafed to thee all this penetration and knowledge;”
then, seeing that the Envoy had answered all his questions
and had resolved his propositions he forthright confessed
that he was conquered and he bade them collect the
tax-tribute of three years and present it to him together
with the loan concerning which Haykar had written
and he robed him with robes of honour, him and his
guards and his pages; and supplied him with viaticum,
victual and moneys for the road, and said to him,
“Fare thee in safety, O honour of thy lord and
boast of thy liege: who like unto thee shall
be found as a Councillor for the Kings and the Sultans?
And do thou present my salam to thy master Sankharib
the Sovran saying, ’Excuse us for that which
we forwarded to thee, as the Kings are satisfied with
a scanting of such acknowledgment.’"[FN#77]
Haykar accepted from him all this; then, kissing ground
before him, said, “I desire of thee, O my lord,
an order that not a man of Assyria and Nineveh remain