Quoth the King, “There is no help but that I
slay thee,"[FN#165] and the Darwaysh fell to gentling
him but it availed him naught; so as soon as he was
certified that the Sultan would not release him or
dismiss him, he arose and drew a wide ring upon the
ground in noose shape and measuring some fifteen ells,
within which he described a lesser circle. Then
he stood up before the Sovran and said, “O King
of the Age, verily this greater circle is the dominion
belonging to thee, whilst the lesser round is mine
own realm.” So saying he moved from his
place and stepped forwards and passing into the smaller
ring quoth he, “An thy reign, O King of the Age,
be not ample for me I will inhabit my own;” and
forthright upon entering the lesser circle he vanished
from the view of those present. Cried the Sultan
to the Lords of the land, “Seize him”;
but they availed not to find him, and after going forth
in search they returned and reported that they could
light upon no one. Then said the Sovran, “He
was beside me in this place and passed into the smaller
ring; so do ye seek for him again;” and accordingly
they went forth once more but could not see a trace
of him. Hereupon the Sultan repented and cried,
“There is no Majesty and there is no Might save
in Allah the Glorious, the Great: verily we have
exceeded in the matter of this Darwaysh and we have
hearkened to the words of hypocrites who caused us
to fall into trouble by obeying them in all they said
to me against him. However, whatso they did to
me that will I do unto them.” And as soon
as it was morning-tide and the Lords of the land forgathered
in the Divan, the Sultan commanded to slay those who
had counselled him to kill the Darwaysh, and some of
them were done to death and others of them were banished
the country.[FN#166] Now when the Caliph Harun al-Rashid
heard this narrative from Manjab, he wondered with
extreme wonderment and said to him, “By Allah,
O Manjab, thou deservest to be a cup-companion of
the Kings:” so he created him from that
moment his Equerry in honour to the Grand Wazir Ja’afar
the Barmaki, whereof he had become brother-in-law.
Now after some time Al-Rashid asked from Manjab a
tale concerning the wiles of womankind, and when the
youth hung his head groundwards and blushed before
him, Harun said to him, “O Manjab, verily the
place of the Kings in privacy is also the place for
laying aside gravity.” Said Manjab, “O
Prince of True Believers, to-morrow night (Inshallah!)
I will tell thee a tale in brief concerning the freaks
of the gender feminine, and what things they do with
their mates.” Accordingly when night came
on, the Caliph sent for and summoned Manjab to the
presence, and when he came there he kissed ground
and said, “An it be thy will, O Commander of
the Faithful, that I relate thee aught concerning
the wiles of wives, let it be in a private place lest
haply one of the slave-girls hear me and any of them
report my tale to the Queen.” Quoth Rashid,
“This is the right rede which may not be blamed
indeed!” So he went with him to a private place
concealed from the folk, and took seat, he and the
youth, and none beside, when Manjab related to him
the following