of his hand.” Quoth the Sultan, “And
what may be thy description of Hashish?” and
quoth the Wazir, “’Tis composed of hemp
leaflets, whereto they add aromatic roots and somewhat
of sugar: then they cook it and prepare a kind
of confection which they eat;[FN#234] but whoso eateth
it (especially an he eat more than enough), talketh
of matters which reason may on no wise represent.
If thou wouldst know its secret properties, on the
coming night (Inshallah!) we will bring some with
us and administer it to these two men; and when they
eat it the dose will be in addition to their ordinary.”
After this the Sultan left them and went forth, when
the Bhang-eater said to the Kazi, “By Allah,
this night we have enjoyed ourselves and next night
(if Allah please!) we will enjoy ourselves yet more.”
The other replied, “Yes, but I fear from the
Sultan, lest he learn our practice and cut off our
heads.” “Who shall bring the Sovran
to us?” asked the other: “he is in
his palace and we are in our own place; and, granting
he come, I will divert him by recounting an adventure
which befel me.” The Kazi answered, “Have
no dread of the Sultan; for he may not fare forth
a-nights single-handed; nay, what while he issueth
forth he must be escorted by his high officials.”
Now when the next night fell, the Kazi brought the
Hashish which he divided into two halves, eating one
himself and giving the other to his companion; and
both swallowed their portions after supper and then
lit the waxen tapers and sat down to take their pleasure.[FN#235]
Suddenly the Sultan and his Wazir came in upon them
during the height of their enjoyment, and the visitors
were habited in dress other than before, and they
brought with them a quantity of Bhang-confection and
also some conserve of roses: so they handed a
portion of the first to the revellers, which these
accepted and ate, while they themselves swallowed
the conserve, the others supposing it to be Hashish
like what they had eaten. Now when they had taken
an overdose, they got into a hurly-burly of words
and fell to saying things which can neither be intended
nor indited, and amongst these they exclaimed, “By
Allah, the Sultan is desposed and we will rule in
his stead and deal commandment to his reign.”
The other enquired, “And if the Sultan summon
us what wilt thou say to him?” “By Allah,
I will tell him a tale which befel myself and crave
of him ten Faddahs wherewithal to buy Bhang!”
“And hast thou any skill in tale-telling?”
“In good sooth I have!” “But how
wilt thou despose the Sultan and reign in his stead?”
“I will say to him ‘Be off!’ and
he will go.” “He will strike thy neck.”
“Nay, the Sultan is pitiful and will not punish
me for my words.” So saying the Bhang-eater
arose and loosed the inkle of his bag-trowsers, then
approaching the Sultan he drew forth his prickle and
proceeded to bepiss him:[FN#236] but the King took
flight as the other faced him, and fled before him,
he pursuing.—And Shahrazad was surprised
by the dawn of day and fell silent and ceased saying
her permitted say. Then quoth her sister Dunyazad,
“How sweet and tasteful is thy tale, O sister
mine, and enjoyable and delectable!” Quoth she,
“And where is this compared with that I would
relate to you on the coming night an the Sovran suffer
me to survive?” Now when it was the next night
and that was