their talk from first to last, when the King turned
to the Minister and asked, “What shall we do
with these two fellows?” “Be patient,
O King of the Age,” answered the Wazir, “until
they make an end of their talk, after which whatso
thou wilt do with them that will they deserve.”
“True indeed,"[FN#233] quoth the ruler, “nevertheless,
instead of standing here let us go in to them.”
Now that night the boon-companions had left the door
open forgetting to padlock it; so the visitors entered
and salam’d to them and they returned the greeting
and rose to them and bade them be seated. Accordingly
they sat down and the Sultan said to the Bhang-eater,
“O man, fearest thou not aught from the Sovran,
thou and thy friend; and are ye sitting up until this
hour?” He replied, “The Sultan himself
often fareth forth at such untimely time, and as he
is a King even so am I, and yonder man is my Basha:
moreover, if the ruler think to make japery of us,
we are his equals and more.” Thereupon the
Sultan turned to his Wazir and said by signals, “I
purpose to strike off the heads of these fellows;”
and said the Minister in the same way, “O King,
needs must they have a story, for no man with his wits
in his head would have uttered such utterance.
But patience were our bestest plan.” Then
cried the Bhang-eater to the Sultan, “O man,
whenever we say a syllable, thou signallest to thine
associate. What is it thou wouldst notify to
him and we not understanding it? By Allah, unless
thou sit respectfully in our presence we will bid
our Basha strike off thy pate!”—And
Shahrazad was surprised by the dawn of day and fell
silent and ceased to say her permitted say. Then
quoth her sister Dunyazad, “How sweet is thy
story, O sister mine, and how enjoyable and delectable!”
Quoth she, “And where is this compared with that
I would relate to you on the coming night an the Sovran
suffer me to survive?” Now when it was the next
night and that was
The Three Hundred and Ninety-fifth
Night,
Dunyazad said to her, “Allah upon thee, O my
sister, an thou be other than sleepy, finish for us
thy tale that we may cut short the watching of this
our latter night!” She replied, “With love
and good will!” It hath reached me, O auspicious
King, the director, the right-guiding, lord of the
rede which is benefiting and of deed fair-seeming
and worthy celebrating, that when the Sultan heard
the Bhang-eater’s words he waxed the more furious
and would have arisen and struck off his head; but
the Wazir winked at him and whispered, “O King
of the Age, I and thou are in disguise and these men
imagine that we are of the commons: so be thou
pitiful even as Almighty Allah is pitiful and willeth
not the punishment of the sinner. Furthermore,
I conceive that the twain are eaters of Hashish, which
drug when swallowed by man, garreth him prattle of
whatso he pleaseth and chooseth, making him now a
Sultan then a Wazir and then a merchant, the while
it seemeth to him that the world is in the hollow