woman art thou?” asked he, and I answered, “I
am the owner of the calf;” and then, tucking
up my two sleeves to the elbows, I beat him till I
stripped him of his skin and he lost his senses and
he had no breath wherewith to speak. Thereupon
I arose and fell to searching the hall, where I found
sundry valuables amongst which was a box, so I opened
it and came upon three hundred gold pieces and a store
of reals[FN#333] and silverlings and jadids.[FN#334]
I laid hands on the whole of it and bore off somewhat
of the most sumptuous dresses; and, having wrapped
them all up in a sheet, I carried them away; and about
dawn I went in to my mother and cried, “Take
thee to the price of the calf, which I have received
from the purchaser.” But when the day was
high and the sun waxed hot the whole troop of the Shaykh
collected and said, “Verily our Elder hath slept
till the undurn hour;” and one of them declared,
“’Tis from enjoying so much pleasure and
luxury, he and the girl; and doubtless their night
hath been a white[FN#335] night.” So they
ceased not talking together and each of them had his
word until the noon was high, when certain of them
said, “Come with us and let us rouse him from
sleep:” and, saying thus, all went to the
door of the hall and opened it. Hereupon they
found their Shaykh hanging up and his body bleeding
profusely;[FN#336] so they asked him, “What
hath befallen thee?” and he answered in a weak
voice, “Verily that girl is no girl at all,
but she is the youth who owned the calf.”
They replied, “By Allah, there is no help but
that we seize him and slay him;” whereto the
Edler said, “Loose me and lead me to the Hammam
that I may wash clean my skin of all this blood.”
Then they let him down and after mounting him upon
a donkey they bore him to the baths. Hereat I
went to the slaughterhouse and and covered my body
with bullocks’ blood and stuck to it pledgets
of cotton so that I became like one sorely diseased
and I repaired to the same Hammam propped upon a staff
and required admittance. They refused me saying,
“The Shaykh of the Vagabonds is now in the baths
nor may anyone go in to him.” Quoth I to
them, “I am a man with a malady,” whereto
quoth one of them, “This is a poor wight, so
let him come within.” Accordingly I entered
and found the Chief alone, whereupon I drew forth the
tail and asked him, “O Shaykh, is this the tail
of a calf or a kid?” “Who art thou?”
said he, and I said, “I am the owner of the
calf;” after which I fell to beating him with
the tail until his breath was clean gone. Then
I left him and went forth from the Hamam by another
door so as to avoid his followers.—And
Shahrazad was surprised by the dawn of day and fell
silent and ceased saying her permitted say. Then
quoth her sister Dunyazad, “How sweet and tasteful
is thy tale, O sister mine, and how enjoyable and
delectable!” Quoth she, “And where is this
compared with that I should relate to you on the coming
night an the King suffer me to survive?” Now
when it was the next night and that was