this information she returned home. Ahmed met
her at the door, but was received with a frown, nor
could all his caresses obtain a smile or a word; for
several hours she continued silent, and in apparent
misery, at length she said, “Cease your caresses,
unless you are ready to give me a proof that you do
really and sincerely love me.” “What
proof of love,” exclaimed poor Ahmed, “can
you desire that I will not give?” “Give
over cobbling, it is a vile, low trade, and never yields
more than ten or twelve dinars a day. Turn astrologer;
your fortune will be made, and I shall have all I
wish and be happy.” “Astrologer!”
cried Ahmed—“astrologer! Have
you forgotten who I am—a cobbler, without
any learning—that you want me to engage
in a profession which requires so much skill and knowledge?”
“I neither think nor care about your qualifications,”
said the enraged wife; “all I know is that if
you do not turn astrologer immediately, I will be
divorced from you to-morrow.” The cobbler
remonstrated, but in vain. The figure of the astrologer’s
wife, with her jewels and her slaves, took complete
possession of her imagination. All night it haunted
her: she dreamt of nothing else, and on awakening
declared that she would leave the house if her husband
did not comply with her wishes. What could poor
Ahmed do? He was no astrologer, but he was dotingly
fond of his wife, and he could not bear the idea of
losing her. He promised to obey, and having sold
his little stock, bought an astrolabe, an astronomical
almanac, and a table of the twelve signs of the zodiac.
Furnished with these, he went to the marketplace, crying,
“I am an astrologer! I know the sun, and
the moon, and the stars, and the twelve signs of the
zodiac; I can calculate nativities; I can foretell
everything that is to happen.” No man was
better known than Ahmed the Cobbler. A crowd
soon gathered round him. “What, friend
Ahmed,” said one, “have you worked till
your head is turned?” “Are you tired of
looking down at your last,” cried another, “that
you are now looking up at the stars?” These and
a thousand other jokes assailed the ears of the poor
cobbler, who notwithstanding continued to exclaim
that he was an astrologer, having resolved on doing
what he could to please his beautiful wife.
It so happened that the king’s jeweller was
passing by. He was in great distress, having
lost the richest ruby belonging to the king.
Every search had been made to recover this inestimable
jewel, but to no purpose; and as the jeweller knew
he could no longer conceal its loss from the king,
he looked forward to death as inevitable. In
this hopeless state, while wandering about the town,
he reached the crowd around Ahmed, and asked what was
the matter. “Don’t you know Ahmed
the Cobbler?” said one of the bystanders, laughing.
“He has been inspired and is become an astrologer.”
A drowning man will catch at a broken reed: the
jeweller no sooner heard the sound of the word astrologer
than he went up to Ahmed, told him what had happened,