the Caliph crowned a cup, and putting therein a piece
of Cretan Bhang,[FN#20] gave it to his host and said
to him, “My life on thee, O my brother, drink
this cup from my hand!” and Abu al-Hasan answered,
“Ay, by thy life, I will drink it from thy hand.”
So he took it and drank it off; but hardly had it
settled in his stomach, when his head forewent his
heels and he fell to the ground like one slain; whereupon
the Caliph went out and said to his slave Masrur,
“Go in to yonder young man, the house master,
and take him up and bring him to me at the palace;
and when thou goest, shut the door.” So
saying, he went away, whilst Masrur entered, and taking
up Abu al-Hasan, shut the door behind him, and made
after his master, till he reached with him the palace
what while the night drew to an end and the cocks began
crowing,[FN#21] and set him down before the Commander
of the Faithful, who laughed at him.[FN#22] then
he sent for Ja’afar the Barmecide and when he
came before him, said to him, “Note thou yonder
young man” (pointing to Abu al-Hasan), “and
when thou shalt see him to-morrow seated in my place
of estate and on the throne[FN#23] of my Caliphate
and clad in my royal clothing, stand thou in attendance
upon him and enjoin the Emirs and Grandees and the
folk of my household and the officers of my realm
to be upon their feet, as in his service and obey him
in whatso he shall bid them do; and thou, if he speak
to thee of aught, do it and hearken unto his say and
gainsay him not in anything during this coming day.”
Ja’afar acknowledged the order with “Hearkening
and obedience” and withdrew, whilst the Prince
of True Believers went in to the palace women, who
came up to him, and he said to them, “When this
sleeper shall awake to-morrow, kiss ye the ground
between his hands, and do ye wait upon him and gather
round about him and clothe him in the royal clothing
and serve him with the service of the Caliphate and
deny not aught of his estate, but say to him, ‘Thou
art the Caliph.’” Then he taught them
what they should say to him and how they should do
with him and withdrawing to a retired room,[FN#24]
let down a curtain before himself and slept.
Thus fared it with the Caliph; but as regards Abu
al-Hasan, he gave not over snoring in his sleep till
the day brake clear, and the rising of the sun drew
near, when a woman in waiting came up to him and said
to him, “O our lord, the morning prayer!”
hearing these words he laughed and opening his eyes,
turned them about the palace and found himself in
an apartment whose walls were painted with gold and
lapis lazuli and its ceiling dotted and starred with
red gold. Around it were sleeping chambers,
with curtains of gold-embroidered silk let down over
their doors, and all about vessels of gold and porcelain
and crystal and furniture and carpets dispread and
lamps burning before the niche wherein men prayed,
and slave-girls and eunuchs and Mamelukes and black
slaves and boys and pages and attendants. When