say to thee, ’Go, lay him out and carry him
forth.’ So do thou take of her the hundred
dinars and the piece of silk and come back, and when
thou returnest to me, I will rise up and thou shalt
lie down in my place, and I will go to the Caliph
and say to him, ’May thy head outlive Nuzhat
al Fuad,’ and rend my raiment and pluck out
my beard. He will mourn for thee and say to
his treasurer, ’Give Abu al-Hasan an hundred
dinars and a piece of silk.’ Then he will
say to me, ’Go; lay her out and carry her forth;’
and I will come back to thee.” Therewith
Nuzhat al-Fuad rejoiced and said, “Indeed, this
is an excellent device.” Then Abu al-Hasan
stretched himself out forthright and she shut hie
eyes and tied his feet and covered with the napkin
and did whatso her lord had bidden her; after which
she tare her gear and bared her head and letting down
her hair, went in to the Lady Zubaydah, crying out
and weeping. When the Princess saw her in this
state, she cried, “What plight is this?
What is thy story and what maketh thee weep?”
And Nuzhat al-Fuad answered, weeping and loud-wailing
the while, “O my lady, may thy head live and
mayst thou survive Abu al-Hasan al-Khali’a;
for he is dead!” The Lady Zubaydah mourned for
him and said, “Alas, poor Abu al-Hasan the Wag!”
and she shed tears for him awhile. Then she
bade her treasuress give Nuzhat al-Fuad an hundred
dinars and a piece of silk and said to her, “O
Nuzhat al-Fuad, go, lay him out and carry him forth.”
So she took the hundred dinars and the piece of silk
and returned to her dwelling, rejoicing, and went
in to her spouse and acquainted him what had befallen,
whereupon he arose and rejoiced and girdled his middle
and danced and took the hundred dinars and the piece
of silk and laid them up. Then he laid out Nuzhat
al-Fuad and did with her as she had done with him;
after which he rent his raiment and plucked out his
beard and disordered his turban and ran out nor ceased
running till he came in to the Caliph, who was sitting
in the judgment-hall, and he in this plight, beating
his breast. The Caliph asked him, “What
aileth thee, O Abu al-Hasan?” and he wept and
answered, “Would heaven thy cup-companion had
never been and would his hour had never come!"[FN#63]
Quoth the Caliph, “Tell me thy case:”
and quoth Abu al-Hasan, “O my lord, may thy
head outlive Nuzhat al-Fuad!” The Caliph exclaimed,
“There is no god but God;” and smote hand
upon hand. Then he comforted Abu al-Hasan and
said to him, “Grieve not, for we will bestow
upon thee a bed-fellow other than she.”
And he ordered the treasurer to give him an hundred
dinars and a piece of silk. Accordingly the
treasurer did what the Caliph bade him, and Al-Rashid
said to him, “Go, lay her out and carry her forth
and make her a handsome funeral.” So Abu
al-Hasan took that which he had given him and returning
to his house, rejoicing, went in to Nuzhat al-Fuad
and said to her, “Arise, for our wish is won.”
Hereat she arose and he laid before her the hundred