and when they were both in the chamber, she locked
on them the door, which was a stout and strong, and
said to the Robber, “Woe to thee, O fool!
Thou hast fallen into the trap and now I have but
to cry out and the officers of police will come and
take thee and thou wilt lose thy life, O Satan!”
Quoth he, “Let me go forth;” and quoth
she, “Thou art a man and I am a woman; and in
thy hand is a knife, and I am afraid of thee.”
He cried, “Take the knife from me.”
So she took it and said to her husband, “Art
thou a woman and he a man? Pain his neck-nape
with tunding, even as he tunded thee; and if he put
out his hand to thee, I will cry out a single cry
and the policemen will come and take him and hew him
in two.” So the husband said to him, “O
thousand-horned,[FN#383] O dog, O dodger, I owe thee
a deposit[FN#384] wherefor thou hast dunned me.”
And he fell to bashing him grievously with a stick
of holm-oak,[FN#385] whilst he called out to the woman
for help and prayed her to deliver him: but she
said, “Keep thy place till the morning, and thou
shalt see queer things.” And her husband
beat him within the chamber, till he killed[FN#386]
him and he swooned away. Then he left beating
him and when the Robber came to himself, the woman
said to her husband, “O man, this house is on
hire and we owe its owners much money, and we have
naught; so how wilt thou do?” And she went on
to bespeak him thus. The Robber asked “And
what is the amount of the rent?” ’The
husband answered, “’Twill be eighty dirhams;”
and the thief said, “I will pay this for thee
and do thou let me go my way.” Then the
wife enquired, “O man, how much do we owe the
baker and the greengrocer?” Quoth the Robber,
“What is the sum of this?” And the husband
said, “Sixty dirhams.” Rejoined the
other, “That makes two hundred dirhams; let me
go my way and I will pay them.” But the
wife said, O my dear, and the girl groweth up and
needs must we marry her and equip her and do what
else is needful.” So the Robber said to
the husband, “How much dost thou want?”
and he rejoined, “An hundred dirhams in a modest
way."[FN#387] Quoth the Robber, “That maketh
three hundred dirhams.” Then the woman
said, “O my dear, when the girl is married,
thou wilt need money for winter expenses, charcoal
and firewood and other necessaries.” The
Robber asked “What wouldst thou have?”
And she answered, “An hundred dirhams.”
He rejoined, “Be it four hundred dirhams.”
And she continued, “O my dear and O coolth of
mine eyes, needs must my husband have capital in hand,[FN#388]
wherewith he may buy goods and open him a shop.”
Said he, “How much will that be?” And she,
“An hundred dirhams.” Quoth the Robber,
“That maketh five hundred dirhams; I will pay
it; but may I be triply divorced from my wife if all
my possessions amount to more than this, and they
be the savings of twenty years! Let me go my
way, so I may deliver them to thee.” Cried
she, “O fool, how shall I let thee go thy way?
Utterly impossible! Be pleased to give me a right