said, “O Shaykh, I met to-day a blue-eyed man,
a stranger to the town; so I picked a quarrel with
him and caught hold of him, saying, ’’Twas
thou robbedst me of my eye’; nor did I let him
go, till some became surety for him that he should
return to me to-morrow and satisfy me for my eye.”
Quoth the oldster, “If he will he may have the
better of thee and thou the worse.” “How
so?” asked the sharper; and the Chief said,
“he may say to thee, ’Pluck out thine eye,
and I will pluck out one of mine; then we will weigh
them both, and if thine eye be of the same weight
as mine, thou sayest sooth in what thou avouchest.’
So wilt thou owe him the legal price of his eye and
be stone blind, whilst he will still see with his other
eye.” So the sharper knew that the merchant
might baffle him with such plea. Then came the
cobbler; and said, “O Shaykh, a man brought
me his sandal-shoe to-day, saying, ‘Mend this;’
and I asked him, ‘What wage wilt thou give me?’;
when he answered, ’Thou shalt have of me what
will content thee.’ Now nothing will content
me but all the wealth he hath.” Quoth the
oldster, “And he will, he may take his sandal
from thee and give thee nothing.” “How
so?” quoth the cobbler, and quoth the Shaykh,
“He has but to say to thee, ’The Sultan’s
enemies are put to the rout; his foes are waxed weak
and his children and helpers are multiplied. Art
thou content or no?’ If thou say, ’I am
content,’[FN#251] he will take his sandal and
go away; and if thou say, ‘I am not content,’
he will take his sandal and beat thee therewith over
the face and neck.” So the cobbler owned
himself worsted. Then came forward the gamester
and said, “O Shaykh, I played at forfeits with
a man to-day and beat him and quoth I to hime, ’If
thou drink the sea I will give thee all my wealth;
and if not I will take all that is thine.’”
Replied the Chief, “An he will he may worst thee.”
“How so?” asked the sharper, and the Shaykh
answered, “He hath but to say, ’Hold for
me the mouth of the sea in thine hand and give it
me and I will drink it.’ But thou wilt not
be able to do this; so he will baffle thee with this
plea.” When the merchant heard this, he
knew how it behoved him to deal with his adversaries.
Then the sharpers left the Shaykh and the merchant
returned to his lodging. Now when morning morrowed,
the gamester came to him and summoned him to drink
the sea; so he said to him, “Hold for me its
mouth and I will drink it up.” Whereupon
he confessed himself beaten and redeemed his foreit
by paying an hundred gold pieces. Then came the
cobbler and sought of him what should content him.
Quoth the merchant, “Our lord the Sultan hath
overcome his foes and hath destroyed his enemies and
his children are multiplied. Art thou content
or no?” “I am content,” replied
the cobbler and, giving up the shoe[FN#252] without
wage, went away. Next came the one-eyed man and
demanded the legal price of his eye. Said the
merchant, “Pluck out thine eye, and I will pluck
out mine: then we will weigh them, and if they