Then she went out and opened the house-door when behold,
the carpenter entered and saluted her. Quoth
she, “What manner of thing is this cabinet thou
hast made me?” “What aileth it, O my lady?”
asked he, and she answered, “The top compartment
is too strait.” Rejoined he, “Not
so;” and she, “Go in thyself and see; it
is not wide enough for thee.” Quoth he,
“It is wide enough for four,” and entered
the fifth compartment, whereupon she locked the door
on him. Then she took the letter of the Chief
of Police and carried it to the treasurer who, having
read and understood it, kissed it and delivered her
lover to her. She told him all she had done and
he said, “And how shall we act now?” She
answered, “We will remove hence to another city,
for after this work there is no tarrying for us here.”
So the twain packed up what goods they had and, loading
them on camels, set out forthright for another city.
Meanwhile, the five abode each in his compartment
of the cabinet without eating or drinking three whole
days, during which time they held their water until
at last the carpenter could retain his no longer;
so he staled on the King’s head, and the King
urined on the Wazir’s head, and the Wazir piddled
on the Wali and the Wali pissed on the head of the
Kazi; whereupon the Judge cried out and said, “What
nastiness[FN#213] is this? Doth not what strait
we are in suffice us, but you must make water upon
us?"’ The Chief of Police recognised the Kazi’s
voice and answered, saying aloud, “Allah increase
thy reward, O Kazi!” And when the Kazi heard
him, he knew him for the Wali. Then the Chief
of Police lifted up his voice and said, “What
means this nastiness?” and the Wazir answered,
saying, “Allah increase thy reward, O Wali!”
whereupon he knew him to be the Minister. Then
the Wazir lifted up his voice and said, “What
means this nastiness?” But when the King heard
and recognised his Minister’s voice, he held
his peace and concealed his affair. Then said
the Wazir, “May God damn[FN#214] this woman for
her dealing with us! She hath brought hither
all the Chief Officers of the state, except the King.”
Quoth the King, “Hold your peace, for I was
the first to fall into the toils of this lewd strumpet.”
Whereat cried the carpenter, “And I, what have
I done? I made her a cabinet for four gold pieces,
and when I came to seek my hire, she tricked me into
entering this compartment and locked the door on me.”
And they fell to talking with one another, diverting
the King and doing away his chagrin. Presently
the neighbours came up to the house and, seeing it
deserted, said one to other, “But yesterday
our neighbour, the wife of such an one, was in it;
but now no sound is to be heard therein nor is soul
to be seen. Let us break open the doors and see
how the case stands, lest it come to the ears of the
Wali or the King and we be cast into prison and regret
not doing this thing before.” So they broke
open the doors and entered the saloon, where they saw
a large wooden cabinet and heard men within groaning
for hunger and thirst. Then said one of them,
“Is there a Jinni in this cabinet?” and
his fellow, “Let us heap fuel about it and burn
it with fire.” When the Kazi heard this,
he bawled out to them, “Do it not!”—And
Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased to
say her permitted say.