“At first, yes, there might be some such mechanical action in her; but it would be purely mechanical, and it would soon cease.  When the Standard Household-Effect Company came down on the temporal-manly with a penalty for violation of the lease, the eternal-womanly would see the folly of her ways and stop; for the eternal-womanly is essentially economical, whatever we say about the dressmaker’s bills; and the very futilities of putting away and taking out, that she now wears herself to a thread with, are founded in the instinct of saving.”

“But,” I asked, “wouldn’t our household belongings lose a good deal of character if they didn’t belong to us?  Wouldn’t our domestic interiors become dreadfully impersonal?”

“How many houses now have character-personality?  Most people let the different dealers choose for them, as it is.  Why not let the Standard Household-Effect Company, and finally the state?  I am sure that either would choose much more wisely than people choose for themselves, in the few cases where they even seem to choose for themselves.  In most interiors the appointments are without fitness, taste, or sense; they are the mere accretions of accident in the greater number of cases; where they are the result of design, they are worse.  I see what you mean by character and personality in them.  You mean the sort of madness that let itself loose a few years ago in what was called household art, and has since gone to make the junk-shops hideous.  Each of the eternal-womanly was supposed suddenly to have acquired a talent for decoration and a gift for the selection and arrangement of furniture, and each began to stamp herself upon our interiors.  One painted a high-shouldered stone bottle with a stork and stood it at the right corner of the mantel on a scarf; another gilded the bottle and stood it at the left corner, and tied the scarf through its handle.  One knotted a ribbon around the arm of a chair; another knotted it around the leg.  In a day, an hour, a moment, the chairs suddenly became angular, cushionless, springless; and the sofas were stood across corners, or parallel with the fireplace, in slants expressive of the personality of the presiding genius.  The walls became all frieze and dado; and instead of the simple and dignified ugliness of the impersonal period our interiors abandoned themselves to a hysterical chaos, full of character.  Some people had their doors painted black, and the daughter or mother of the house then decorated them with morning-glories.  I saw such a door in a house I looked at the other day, thinking I might hire it.  The sight of that black door and its morning-glories made me wish to turn aside and live with the cattle, as Walt Whitman says.  No, the less we try to get personality and character into our household effects the more beautiful and interesting they will be.  As soon as we put the Standard Household-Effect Company in possession and render it a relentless monopoly, it will corrupt a competent