“Perhaps you’ll think it rather funny—odd,” she said.
“The odder the better, I think,” Verrian ventured, and another man declared that nothing Mrs. Westangle would do was odd, though everything was original.
“Well, there is such a thing as being too original,” she returned. Then she turned her head aside and looked down at something beside her plate and said, without lifting her eyes, “You know that in the Middle Ages there used to be flower-fights among the young nobility in Italy. The women held a tower, and the men attacked it with roses and flowers generally.”
“Why, is this a speech?” Miss Macroyd interrupted.
“A speech from the throne, yes,” Bushwick solemnly corrected her. “And she’s got it written down, like a queen—haven’t you, Mrs. Westangle?”
“Yes, I thought it would be more respectful.”
“She coming out,” Bushwick said to Verrian across the table.
“And if I got mixed up I could go back and straighten it,” the hostess declared, with a good—humored candor that took the general fancy, “and you could understand without so much explaining. We haven’t got flowers enough at this season,” she went on, looking down again at the paper beside her plate, “but we happen to have plenty of snowballs, and the notion is to have the women occupy a snow tower and the men attack them with snowballs.”
“Why,” Bushwick said, “this is the snow-fort business of our boyhood! Let’s go out and fortify the ladies at once.” He appealed to Verrian and made a feint of pushing his chair back. “May we use water-soaked snowballs, or must they all be soft and harmless?” he asked of Mrs. Westangle, who was now the centre of a storm of applause and question from the whole table.
She kept her head and referred again to her paper. “The missiles of the assailants are to be very soft snowballs, hardly more than mere clots, so that nobody can be hurt in the assault, but the defenders may repel the assailants with harder snowballs.”
“Oh,” Miss Macroyd protested, “this is consulting the weakness of our sex.”
“In the fury of the onset we’ll forget it,” Verrian reassured her.
“Do you think you really will, Mr. Verrian?” she asked. “What is all our athletic training to go for if you do?”
Mrs. Westangle read on:
“The terms of capitulation can be arranged on the ground, whether the castle is carried or the assailing party are made prisoners by its defenders.”
“Hopeless captivity in either case!” Bushwick lamented.
“Isn’t it rather academic?” Miss Macroyd asked of Verrian, in a low voice.
“I’m afraid, rather,” he owned.
“But why are you so serious?” she pursued.
“Am I serious?” he retorted, with a trace of exasperation; and she laughed.
Their parley was quite lost in the clamor which raged up and down the table till Mrs. Westangle ended it by saying, “There’s no obligation on any one to take part in the hostilities. There won’t be any conscription; it’s a free fight that will be open to everybody.” She folded the paper she had been reading from and put it in her lap, in default of a pocket. She went on impromptu: