or who reasoned or acted consequentially for four-and-twenty
hours together. Some little passion or humor always
breaks upon their best resolutions. Their beauty
neglected or controverted, their age increased, or
their supposed understandings depreciated, instantly
kindles their little passions, and overturns any system
of consequential conduct, that in their most reasonable
moments they might have been capable of forming.
A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with
them, humors and flatters them, as he does with a
sprightly forward child; but he neither consults them
about, nor trusts them with serious matters; though
he often makes them believe that he does both; which
is the thing in the world that they are proud of; for
they love mightily to be dabbling in business (which
by the way they always spoil); and being justly distrustful
that men in general look upon them in a trifling light,
they almost adore that man who talks more seriously
to them, and who seems to consult and trust them; I
say, who seems; for weak men really do, but wise ones
only seem to do it. No flattery is either too
high or too low for them. They will greedily
swallow the highest, and gratefully accept of the lowest;
and you may safely flatter any woman from her understanding
down to the exquisite taste of her fan. Women
who are either indisputably beautiful, or indisputably
ugly, are best flattered, upon the score of their
understandings; but those who are in a state of mediocrity,
are best flattered upon their beauty, or at least
their graces; for every woman who is not absolutely
ugly thinks herself handsome; but not hearing often
that she is so, is the more grateful and the more obliged
to the few who tell her so; whereas a decided and
conscious beauty looks upon every tribute paid to
her beauty only as her due; but wants to shine, and
to be considered on the side of her understanding;
and a woman who is ugly enough to know that she is
so, knows that she has nothing left for it but her
understanding, which is consequently and probably (in
more senses than one) her weak side. But these
are secrets which you must keep inviolably, if you
would not, like Orpheus, be torn to pieces by the
whole sex; on the contrary, a man who thinks of living
in the great world, must be gallant, polite, and attentive
to please the women. They have, from the weakness
of men, more or less influence in all courts; they
absolutely stamp every man’s character in the
beau monde, and make it either current, or cry it
down, and stop it in payments. It is, therefore;
absolutely necessary to manage, please, and flatter
them and never to discover the least marks of contempt,
which is what they never forgive; but in this they
are not singular, for it is the same with men; who
will much sooner forgive an injustice than an insult.
Every man is not ambitious, or courteous, or passionate;
but every man has pride enough in his composition
to feel and resent the least slight and contempt.
Remember, therefore, most carefully to conceal your