am sure that, since I have had the full use of my
reason, nobody has ever heard me laugh. Many people,
at first, from awkwardness and ‘mauvaise honte’,
have got a very disagreeable and silly trick of laughing
whenever they speak; and I know a man of very good
parts, Mr. Waller, who cannot say the commonest thing
without laughing; which makes those, who do not know
him, take him at first for a natural fool. This,
and many other very disagreeable habits, are owing
to mauvaise honte at their first setting out in the
world. They are ashamed in company, and so disconcerted,
that they do not know what they do, and try a thousand
tricks to keep themselves in countenance; which tricks
afterward grow habitual to them. Some put their
fingers in their nose, others scratch their heads,
others twirl their hats; in short, every awkward,
ill-bred body has his trick. But the frequency
does not justify the thing, and all these vulgar habits
and awkwardnesses, though not criminal indeed, are
most carefully to be guarded against, as they are
great bars in the way of the art of pleasing.
Remember, that to please is almost to prevail, or
at least a necessary previous step to it. You,
who have your fortune to make, should more particularly
study this art. You had not, I must tell you,
when you left England, ’les manieres prevenantes’;
and I must confess they are not very common in England;
but I hope that your good sense will make you acquire
them abroad. If you desire to make yourself considerable
in the world (as, if you have any spirit, you do),
it must be entirely your own doing; for I may very
possibly be out of the world at the time you come into
it. Your own rank and fortune will not assist
you; your merit and your manners can alone raise you
to figure and fortune. I have laid the foundations
of them, by the education which I have given you;
but you must build the superstructure yourself.
I must now apply to you for some informations, which
I dare say you can, and which I desire you will give
me.
Can the Elector of Saxony put any of his subjects
to death for high treason, without bringing them first
to their trial in some public court of justice?
Can he, by his own authority, confine any subject
in prison as long as he pleases, without trial?
Can he banish any subject out of his dominions by
his own authority?
Can he lay any tax whatsoever upon his subjects, without
the consent of the states of Saxony? and what are
those states? how are they elected? what orders do
they consist of? Do the clergy make part of them?
and when, and how often do they meet?
If two subjects of the elector’s are at law,
for an estate situated in the electorate, in what
court must this suit be tried? and will the decision
of that court be final, or does there lie an appeal
to the imperial chamber at Wetzlaer?
What do you call the two chief courts, or two chief
magistrates, of civil and criminal justice?