with books, and an absolute stranger to men.
Laboring with his matter, he is delivered of it with
pangs; he hesitates, stops in his utterance, and always
expresses himself inelegantly. His actions are
all ungraceful; so that, with all his merit and knowledge,
I would rather converse six hours with the most frivolous
tittle-tattle woman who knew something of the world,
than with him. The preposterous notions of a
systematical man who does not know the world, tire
the patience of a man who does. It would be endless
to correct his mistakes, nor would he take it kindly:
for he has considered everything deliberately, and
is very sure that he is in the right. Impropriety
is a characteristic, and a never-failing one, of these
people. Regardless, because ignorant, of customs
and manners, they violate them every moment.
They often shock, though they never mean to offend:
never attending either to the general character, or
the particular distinguishing circumstances of the
people to whom, or before whom they talk; whereas
the knowledge of the world teaches one, that the very
same things which are exceedingly right and proper
in one company, time and place, are exceedingly absurd
in others. In short, a man who has great knowledge,
from experience and observation, of the characters,
customs, and manners of mankind, is a being as different
from, and as superior to, a man of mere book and systematical
knowledge, as a well-managed horse is to an ass.
Study, therefore, cultivate, and frequent men and women;
not only in their outward, and consequently, guarded,
but in their interior, domestic, and consequently
less disguised, characters and manners. Take
your notions of things, as by observation and experience
you find they really are, and not as you read that
they are or should be; for they never are quite what
they should be. For this purpose do not content
yourself with general and common acquaintance; but
wherever you can, establish yourself, with a kind
of domestic familiarity, in good houses. For
instance, go again to Orli, for two or three days,
and so at two or three ‘reprises’.
Go and stay two or three days at a time at Versailles,
and improve and extend the acquaintance you have there.
Be at home at St. Cloud; and, whenever any private
person of fashion invites you to, pass a few days
at his country-house, accept of the invitation.
This will necessarily give you a versatility of mind,
and a facility to adopt various manners and customs;
for everybody desires to please those in whose house
they are; and people are only to be pleased in their
own way. Nothing is more engaging than a cheerful
and easy conformity to people’s particular manners,
habits, and even weaknesses; nothing (to use a vulgar
expression) should come amiss to a young fellow.
He should be, for good purposes, what Alcibiades was
commonly for bad ones, a Proteus, assuming with ease,
and wearing with cheerfulness, any shape. Heat,
cold, luxury, abstinence, gravity, gayety, ceremony,