them off soon. When they come to be a little better
acquainted with themselves, and with their own species,
they discover that plain right reason is, nine times
in ten, the fettered and shackled attendant of the
triumph of the heart and the passions; and, consequently,
they address themselves nine times in ten to the conqueror,
not to the conquered: and conquerors, you know,
must be applied to in the gentlest, the most engaging,
and the most insinuating manner. Have you found
out that every woman is infallibly to be gained by
every sort of flattery, and every man by one sort
or other? Have you discovered what variety of
little things affect the heart, and how surely they
collectively gain it? If you have, you have made
some progress. I would try a man’s knowledge
of the world, as I would a schoolboy’s knowledge
of Horace: not by making him construe ‘Maecenas
atavis edite regibus’, which he could do in
the first form; but by examining him as to the delicacy
and ‘curiosa felicitas’ of that poet.
A man requires very little knowledge and experience
of the world, to understand glaring, high-colored,
and decided characters; they are but few, and they
strike at first: but to distinguish the almost
imperceptible shades, and the nice gradations of virtue
and vice, sense and folly, strength and weakness (of
which characters are commonly composed), demands some
experience, great observation, and minute attention.
In the same cases, most people do the same things,
but with this material difference, upon which the
success commonly turns: A man who hath studied
the world knows when to time, and where to place them;
he hath analyzed the characters he applies to, and
adapted his address and his arguments to them:
but a man, of what is called plain good sense, who
hath only reasoned by himself, and not acted with
mankind, mistimes, misplaces, runs precipitately and
bluntly at the mark, and falls upon his nose in the
way. In the common manners of social life, every
man of common sense hath the rudiments, the A B C
of civility; he means not to offend, and even wishes
to please: and, if he hath any real merit, will
be received and tolerated in good company. But
that is far from being enough; for, though he may be
received, he will never be desired; though he does
not offend, he will never be loved; but, like some
little, insignificant, neutral power, surrounded by
great ones, he will neither be feared nor courted by
any; but, by turns, invaded by all, whenever it is
their interest. A most contemptible situation!
Whereas, a man who hath carefully attended to, and
experienced, the various workings of the heart, and
the artifices of the head; and who, by one shade,
can trace the progression of the whole color; who
can, at the proper times, employ all the several means
of persuading the understanding, and engaging the
heart, may and will have enemies; but will and must
have friends: he may be opposed, but he will
be supported too; his talents may excite the jealousy