to be almost as bad as the thief: and, whenever
they become the topic of conversation seem to be a
skeptic, though you are really a serious believer;
and always take the extenuating part. But all
this seeming ignorance should be joined to thorough
and extensive private informations: and, indeed,
it is the best method of procuring them; for most
people have such a vanity in showing a superiority
over others, though but for a moment, and in the merest
trifles, that they will tell you what they should not,
rather than not show that they can tell what you did
not know; besides that such seeming ignorance will
make you pass for incurious and consequently undesigning.
However, fish for facts, and take pains to be well
informed of everything that passes; but fish judiciously,
and not always, nor indeed often, in the shape of
direct questions, which always put people upon their
guard, and, often repeated, grow tiresome. But
sometimes take the things that you would know for
granted; upon which somebody will, kindly and officiously,
set you right: sometimes say that you have heard
so and so; and at other times seem to know more than
you do, in order to know all that you want; but avoid
direct questioning as much as you can. All these
necessary arts of the world require constant attention,
presence of mind, and coolness. Achilles, though
invulnerable, never went to battle but completely
armed. Courts are to be the theatres of your wars,
where you should be always as completely armed, and
even with the addition of a heel-piece. The least
inattention, the least
distraction, may prove
fatal. I would fain see you what pedants call
‘omnis homo’, and what Pope much better
calls
all-
accomplished: you have the
means in your power; add the will; and you may bring
it about. The vulgar have a coarse saying, of
spoiling A
Ship for A
halfpenny
worth of tar; prevent the application
by providing the tar: it is very easily to be
had in comparison with what you have already got.
The fine Mrs. Pitt, who it seems saw you often at
Paris, speaking of you the other day, said, in French,
for she speaks little English, . . . whether it is
that you did not pay the homage due to her beauty,
or that it did not strike you as it does others, I
cannot determine; but I hope she had some other reason
than truth for saying it. I will suppose that
you did not care a pin for her; but, however, she surely
deserved a degree of propitiatory adoration from you,
which I am afraid you neglected. Had I been in
your case, I should have endeavored, at least, to
have supplanted Mr. Mackay in his office of nocturnal
reader to her. I played at cards, two days ago,
with your friend Mrs. Fitzgerald, and her most sublime
mother, Mrs. Seagrave; they both inquired after you;
and Mrs. Fitzgerald said, she hoped you went on with
your dancing; I said, Yes, and that you assured me,
you had made such considerable improvements in it,
that you had now learned to stand still, and even upright.
Your ‘virtuosa’, la Signora Vestri, sung
here the other day, with great applause: I presume
you are intimately acquainted with her merit.
Good night to you, whoever you pass it with.