very good-natured in truth, but whose common countenance
implies ill-nature, even to brutality. It was
Miss H——n, Lady M—y’s
niece, whom you have seen both at Blackheath and at
Lady Hervey’s. Lady M—y was
saying to me that you had a very engaging countenance
when you had a mind to it, but that you had not always
that mind; upon which Miss H——n
said, that she liked your countenance best, when it
was as glum as her own. Why then, replied Lady
M—y, you two should marry; for while you
both wear your worst countenances, nobody else will
venture upon either of you; and they call her now
Mrs. Stanhope. To complete this ‘douceur’
of countenance and motions, which I so earnestly recommend
to you, you should carry it also to your expressions
and manner of thinking, ’mettez y toujours de
l’affectueux de l’onction’; take
the gentle, the favorable, the indulgent side of most
questions. I own that the manly and sublime John
Trott, your countryman, seldom does; but, to show his
spirit and decision, takes the rough and harsh side,
which he generally adorns with an oath, to seem more
formidable. This he only thinks fine; for to do
John justice, he is commonly as good-natured as anybody.
These are among the many little things which you have
not, and I have, lived long enough in the world to
know of what infinite consequence they are in the course
of life. Reason then, I repeat it again, within
yourself,
consequentially; and let not the pains
you have taken, and still take, to please in some
things be a ‘pure perte’, by your negligence
of, and inattention to others of much less trouble,
and much more consequence.
I have been of late much engaged, or rather bewildered,
in Oriental history, particularly that of the Jews,
since the destruction of their temple, and their dispersion
by Titus; but the confusion and uncertainty of the
whole, and the monstrous extravagances and falsehoods
of the greatest part of it, disgusted me extremely.
Their Talmud, their Mischna, their Targums, and other
traditions and writings of their Rabbins and Doctors,
who were most of them Cabalists, are really more extravagant
and absurd, if possible, than all that you have read
in Comte de Gabalis; and indeed most of his stuff
is taken from them. Take this sample of their
nonsense, which is transmitted in the writings of one
of their most considerable Rabbins: “One
Abas Saul, a man of ten feet high, was digging a grave,
and happened to find the eye of Goliah, in which he
thought proper to bury himself, and so he did, all
but his head, which the Giant’s eye was unfortunately
not quite deep enough to receive.” This,
I assure you, is the most modest lie of ten thousand.
I have also read the Turkish history which, excepting
the religious part, is not fabulous, though very possibly
not true. For the Turks, having no notion of letters
and being, even by their religion, forbid the use of
them, except for reading and transcribing the Koran,
they have no historians of their own, nor any authentic