On one occasion when we were out together we killed a bear, and after skinning it, took a bath in a lake. I noticed he had a scar on the side of his foot and asked him how he got it, to which he responded with indifference:
“Oh, that? Why, a man shootin’ at me to make me dance, that was all.”
I expressed some curiosity in that matter, and he went on:
“Well, the way of it was this: It was when I was keeping a saloon in New Mexico, and there was a man there by the name of Fowler, and there was a reward on him of three thousand dollars——”
“Put on him by the State?”
“No, put on by his wife,” said my friend; “and there was this—”
“Hold on,” I interrupted; “put on by his wife did you say?”
“Yes, by his wife. Him an her had been keepin’ a faro bank, you see, and they quarreled about it, so she just put a reward on him, and so—”
“Excuse me,” I said, “but do you mean to say that this reward was put on publicly?” to which my friend answered, with an air of gentlemanly boredom at being interrupted to gratify my thirst for irrelevant detail:
“Oh, no, not publicly. She just mentioned it to six or eight intimate personal friends.”
“Go on,” I responded, somewhat overcome by this instance of the primitive simplicity with which New Mexico matrimonial disputes were managed, and he continued:
“Well, two men come ridin’ in to see me to borrow my guns. My guns was Colt’s self-cockers. It was a new thing then, an they was the only ones in town. These come to me, and ‘Simpson,’ says they, ’we want to borrow your guns; we are goin’ to kill Fowler.’