The Studio, to which are attached living rooms, might be rented at eighty pounds a year—some painting and gear indeed, but an air of life rather than of work. Things strewn about. Bare walls, a sloping skylight, no windows; no fireplace visible; a bedroom door, stage Right; a kitchen door, stage Left. A door, Centre back, into the street. The door knocker is going.
From the kitchen door, Left, comes the very young person, Annie, in blotting-paper blue linen, with a white Dutch cap. She is pretty, her cheeks rosy, and her forehead puckered. She opens the street door. Standing outside is topping. He steps in a pace or two.
Topping. Miss Builder live here?
Annie. Oh! no, sir; Mrs Herringhame.
Topping. Mrs Herringhame? Oh! young lady with dark hair and large expressive eyes?
Annie. Oh! yes, sir.
Topping. With an “A. B.” on her linen? [Moves to table].
Annie. Yes, sir.
Topping. And “Athene Builder” on her drawings?
Annie. [Looking at one] Yes, sir.
Topping. Let’s see. [He examines the drawing] Mrs Herringhame, you said?
Annie. Oh! yes, Sir.
Topping. Wot oh!
Annie. Did you want anything, sir?
Topping. Drop the “sir,”
my dear; I’m the Builders’ man.
Mr Herringhame in?
Annie. Oh! no, Sir.
Topping. Take a message. I can’t wait. From Miss Maud Builder. “Look out! Father is coming.” Now, whichever of ’em comes in first—that’s the message, and don’t you forget it.
Annie. Oh! no, Sir.
Topping. So they’re married?
Annie. Oh! I don’t know, sir.
Topping. I see. Well, it ain’t known to Builder, J.P., either. That’s why there’s a message. See?
Annie. Oh! yes, Sir.
Topping. Keep your head. I must hop
it. From Miss Maud Builder.
“Look out! Father is coming.”
He nods, turns and goes,
pulling the door to behind him. Annie
stands “baff”
for a moment.
Annie. Ah!
She goes across to the bedroom on the Right, and soon returns with a suit of pyjamas, a toothbrush, a pair of slippers and a case of razors, which she puts on the table, and disappears into the kitchen. She reappears with a bread pan, which she deposits in the centre of the room; then crosses again to the bedroom, and once more reappears with a clothes brush, two hair brushes, and a Norfolk jacket. As she stuffs all these into the bread pan and bears it back into the kitchen, there is the sound of a car driving up and stopping. Annie reappears at the kitchen door just as the knocker sounds.
Annie. Vexin’ and provokin’! [Knocker again. She opens the door] Oh!