Frust. Fine! Fine!
Vane. Take up the curtain. Mr Foreson?
[The curtain goes up.]
Foreson. Sir?
Vane. Everybody on.
[He and Frust leave
their seats and ascend on to the Stage, on
which are collecting
the four Players.]
Vane. Give us some light.
Foreson. Electrics! Turn up your floats!
[The footlights go up,
and the blue goes out; the light is crude
as at the beginning.]
Frust. I’d like to meet Miss Hellgrove. [She comes forward eagerly and timidly. He grasps her hand] Miss Hellgrove, I want to say I thought that fine—fine. [Her evident emotion and pleasure warm him so that he increases his grasp and commendation] Fine. It quite got my soft spots. Emotional. Fine!
Miss H. Oh! Mr Frust; it means so much to me. Thank you!
Frust. [A little balder in the eye, and losing warmth] Er—fine! [His eye wanders] Where’s Mr Flatway?
Vane. Fleetway.
[Fleetway comes up.]
Frust. Mr Fleetway, I want to say I thought your Orphoos very remarkable. Fine.
Fleetway. Thank you, sir, indeed—so glad you liked it.
Frust. [A little balder in the eye] There wasn’t much to it, but what there was was fine. Mr Toone.
[Fleetway melts out and Toone is precipitated.]
Mr Toone, I was very pleased with your Professor—quite a character-study. [Toone bows and murmurs] Yes, sir! I thought it fine. [His eye grows bald] Who plays the goat?
Miss HOPK. [Appearing suddenly between the windows] I play the faun, Mr Frost.
Foreson. [Introducing] Miss Maude ’Opkins.
Frust. Miss Hopkins, I guess your fawn was fine.
Miss HOPK. Oh! Thank you, Mr Frost. How nice of you to say so. I do so enjoy playing him.
Frust. [His eye growing bald] Mr Foreson, I thought the way you fixed that tree was very cunning; I certainly did. Got a match?
[He takes a match from
Foreson, and lighting a very long cigar,
walks up Stage through
the French windows followed by Foreson,
and examines the apple-tree.]
[The two Actors depart,
but Miss Hellgrove runs from where she
has been lingering,
by the curtain, to Vane, Stage Right.]
Miss H. Oh! Mr Vane—do you think? He seemed quite—Oh! Mr Vane [ecstatically] If only——
Vane. [Pleased and happy] Yes, yes. All right—you were splendid. He liked it. He quite——
Miss H. [Clasping her hand] How wonderful Oh, Mr Vane, thank you!
[She clasps his hands;
but suddenly, seeing that Frust is coming
back, fits across into
the curtain and vanishes.]