Little man. [Faintly] I—I can see its face a little now.
[All bend forward.]
American. What sort of a physiognomy has it, anyway?
Little man. [Still faintly] I don’t see anything but—but spots.
German. Oh! Ha! Pfui!
[The Dutch youth laughs.]
American. I am told that is not uncommon amongst babies. Perhaps we could have you inform us, ma’am.
ENGLISHWOMAN. Yes, of course—only what sort of——
Little man. They seem all over its——[At the slight recoil of everyone] I feel sure it’s—it’s quite a good baby underneath.
American. That will be rather difficult to come at. I’m just a bit sensitive. I’ve very little use for affections of the epidermis.
German. Pfui! [He has edged away as far as he can get, and is lighting a big cigar]
[The Dutch youth draws his legs back.]
American. [Also taking out a cigar] I guess it would be well to fumigate this carriage. Does it suffer, do you think?
Little man. [Peering] Really, I don’t—I’m not sure—I know so little about babies. I think it would have a nice expression—if—if it showed.
American. Is it kind of boiled looking?
Little man. Yes—yes, it is.
American. [Looking gravely round] I judge this baby has the measles.
[The German screws
himself spasmodically against the arm of the
ENGLISHWOMAN’S
seat.]
ENGLISHWOMAN. Poor little thing! Shall I——?
[She half rises.]
Englishman. [Touching her] No, no——Dash it!
American. I honour your emotion, ma’am. It does credit to us all. But I sympathize with your husband too. The measles is a very important pestilence in connection with a grown woman.
Little man. It likes my finger awfully. Really, it’s rather a sweet baby.
American. [Sniffing] Well, that would appear to be quite a question. About them spots, now? Are they rosy?
Little man. No-o; they’re dark, almost black.
German. Gott! Typhus! [He bounds
up on to the arm of the
ENGLISHWOMAN’S Seat.]
American. Typhus! That’s quite an indisposition!
[The Dutch youth rises suddenly, and bolts out into the corridor. He is followed by the German, puffing clouds of smoke. The English and American sit a moment longer without speaking. The ENGLISHWOMAN’S face is turned with a curious expression—half pity, half fear—towards the little man. Then the Englishman gets up.]
Englishman. Bit stuffy for you here, dear, isn’t it?