Mrs. H. What’s it worth, Dawker?
Dawker. Depends on what you want it for.
Mrs. H. He wants it for spite; we want it for sentiment.
Dawker. [Grinning] Worth what you like to give, then; but he’s a rich man.
Mrs. H. Intolerable!
Dawker. [To Hillcrist] Give me your figure, sir. I’ll try the old lady before he gets at her.
Hillcrist. [Pondering] I don’t want to buy, unless there’s nothing else for it. I should have to raise the money on the estate; it won’t stand much more. I can’t believe the fellow would be such a barbarian. Chimneys within three hundred yards, right in front of this house! It’s a nightmare.
Mrs. H. You’d much better let Dawker make sure, Jack.
Hillcrist. [Uncomfortable] Jackman says Hornblower’s coming round to see me. I shall put it to him.
Dawker. Make him keener than ever. Better get in first.
Hillcrist. Ape his methods!—Ugh! Confound this gout! [He gets back to his chair with difficulty] Look here, Dawker, I wanted to see you about gates——
Fellows. [Entering] Mr. Hornblower.
[Hornblower enters-a man of medium, height, thoroughly broadened, blown out, as it were, by success. He has thick, coarse, dark hair, just grizzled, wry bushy eyebrow, a wide mouth. He wears quite ordinary clothes, as if that department were in charge of someone who knew about such, things. He has a small rose in his buttonhole, and carries a Homburg hat, which one suspects will look too small on his head.]
Hornblower. Good morning! good morning! How are ye, Dawker? Fine morning! Lovely weather!
[His voice has a curious
blend in its tone of brass and oil,
and an accent not quite
Scotch nor quite North country.]
Haven’t seen ye for a long time, Hillcrist.
Hillcrist. [Who has risen] Not since I sold you Longmeadow and those cottages, I believe.
Hornblower. Dear me, now! that’s what I came about.
Hillcrist. [Subsiding again into his chair] Forgive me! Won’t you sit down?
Hornblower. [Not sitting] Have ye got gout? That’s unfortunate. I never get it. I’ve no disposition that way. Had no ancestors, you see. Just me own drinkin’ to answer for.
Hillcrist. You’re lucky.
Hornblower. I wonder if Mrs. Hillcrist thinks that! Am I lucky to have no past, ma’am? Just the future?
Mrs. H. You’re sure you have the future, Mr. Hornblower?
Hornblower. [With a laugh] That’s your aristocratic rapier thrust. You aristocrats are very hard people underneath your manners. Ye love to lay a body out. But I’ve got the future all right.