Miss S. Quite so. But I must find Anne.
[She recedes. ]
Poulder. [Suavely] Well, I wish you every success; and I hope you’ll spank her. This modern education—there’s no fruitiness in it.
L. Anne. [From under the table] Poulder, are you virtuous?
Poulder. [Jumping] Good Ged!
L. Anne. D’you mind my asking? I promised James I would.
Poulder. Miss Anne, come out!
[The four footmen appear
in the hall, Henry carrying the wine
cooler.]
James. Form fours-by your right-quick march!
[They enter, marching down right of table.]
Right incline—Mark time! Left turn!
’Alt! ’Enry, set the bomb!
Stand easy!
[Henry places the
wine cooler on the table and covers it with a
blue embroidered Chinese
mat, which has occupied the centre of
the tablecloth.]
Poulder. Ah! You will ’ave your game! Thomas, take the door there! James, the ‘all! Admit titles an’ bishops. No literary or Labour people. Charles and ’Enry, ’op it and ’ang about!
[Charles and Henry
go out, the other too move to their
stations.]
[Poulder, stands
by the table looking at the covered bomb. The
hoarse and distant sounds
of the Marseillaise float in again
from Park Lane.]
[Moved by some deep feeling] And this house an ’orspital in the war! I ask you—what was the good of all our sacrifices for the country? No town ‘ouse for four seasons—rustygettin’ in the shires, not a soul but two boys under me. Lord William at the front, Lady William at the back. And all for this! [He points sadly at the cooler] It comes of meddlin’ on the Continent. I had my prognostications at the time. [To James] You remember my sayin’ to you just before you joined up: “Mark my words—we shall see eight per cent. for our money before this is over!”
James. [Sepulchrally] I see the eight per cent., but not the money.
Poulder. Hark at that!
[The sounds of the Marseillaise
grow louder. He shakes his
head.]
I’d read the Riot Act. They’ll be lootin’ this house next!
James. We’ll put up a fight over your body: “Bartholomew Poulder, faithful unto death!” Have you insured your life?
Poulder. Against a revolution?
James. Act o’ God! Why not?
Poulder. It’s not an act o’ God.
James. It is; and I sympathise with it.
Poulder. You—what?
James. I do—only—hands off the gov’nor.
Poulder. Oh! Really! Well, that’s something. I’m glad to see you stand behind him, at all events.