Complete Project Gutenberg John Galsworthy Works eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 6,432 pages of information about Complete Project Gutenberg John Galsworthy Works.

Complete Project Gutenberg John Galsworthy Works eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 6,432 pages of information about Complete Project Gutenberg John Galsworthy Works.

[Smiling] “Yore old fengers’ll ‘ave a rest.  Think o’ that!” I says.  “‘Twill be a brave change.”  I can see myself lyin’ there an’ duin’ nothin’.

     [Again a pause, while Mrs. Lemmy sees herself doing nothing.]

Lemmy.  Tell abaht Jim; old lydy.

Mrs. L. My son Jim ‘ad a family o’ seven in six years.  “I don’ know ’ow ’tes, Mother,” ’e used to say to me; “they just sim to come!” That was Jim—­never knu from day to day what was cumin’.  “Therr’s another of ’em dead,” ’e used to say, “’tes funny, tu” “Well,” I used to say to ‘im; “no wonder, poor little things, livin’ in they model dwellin’s.  Therr’s no air for ’em,” I used to say.  “Well,” ’e used to say, “what can I du, Mother?  Can’t afford to live in Park Lane:”  An’ ‘e take an’ went to Ameriky. [Her voice for the first time is truly doleful] An’ never came back.  Fine feller.  So that’s my four sons—­One’s dead, an’ one’s in—­That, an’ one’s in Ameriky, an’ Bob ’ere, poor boy, ’e always was a talker.

     [Lemmy, who has re-seated himself in the window and taken up his
     fiddle, twangs the strings.]

Press.  And now a few words about your work, Mrs. Lemmy?

Mrs. L. Well, I sews.

Press. [Writing] “Sews.”  Yes?

Mrs. L. [Holding up her unfinished pair of trousers] I putt in the button’oles, I stretches the flies, I lines the crutch, I putt on this bindin’, [She holds up the calico that binds the top] I sews on the buttons, I press the seams—­Tuppence three farthin’s the pair.

Press.  Twopence three farthings a pair!  Worse than a penny a line!

Mrs. L. In a gude day I gets thru four pairs, but they’m gettin’ plaguey ’ard for my old fengers.

Press. [Writing] “A monumental figure, on whose labour is built the mighty edifice of our industrialism.”

Lemmy.  I sy—­that’s good.  Yer’ll keep that, won’t yet?

Mrs. L. I finds me own cotton, tuppence three farthin’s, and other expension is a penny three farthin’s.

Press.  And are you an exception, Mrs. Lemmy?

Mrs. L. What’s that?

Lemmy.  Wot price the uvvers, old lydy?  Is there a lot of yer sewin’ yer fingers orf at tuppence ’ypenny the pair?

Mrs. L. I can’t tell yu that.  I never sees nothin’ in ’ere.  I pays a penny to that little gell to bring me a dozen pair an’ fetch ’em back.  Poor little thing, she’m ’ardly strong enough to carry ’em.  Feel!  They’m very ’eavy!

Press.  On the conscience of Society!

Lemmy.  I sy put that dahn, won’t yer?

Press.  Have things changed much since the war, Mrs. Lemmy?

Mrs. L. Cotton’s a lot dearer.

Press.  All round, I mean.

Mrs. L. Aw!  Yu don’ never get no change, not in my profession. [She oscillates the trousers] I’ve a-been in trousers fifteen year; ever since I got to old for laundry.

Copyrights
Project Gutenberg
Complete Project Gutenberg John Galsworthy Works from Project Gutenberg. Public domain.