[Smiling] “Yore old fengers’ll ‘ave a rest. Think o’ that!” I says. “‘Twill be a brave change.” I can see myself lyin’ there an’ duin’ nothin’.
[Again a pause, while Mrs. Lemmy sees herself doing nothing.]
Lemmy. Tell abaht Jim; old lydy.
Mrs. L. My son Jim ‘ad a family o’ seven in six years. “I don’ know ’ow ’tes, Mother,” ’e used to say to me; “they just sim to come!” That was Jim—never knu from day to day what was cumin’. “Therr’s another of ’em dead,” ’e used to say, “’tes funny, tu” “Well,” I used to say to ‘im; “no wonder, poor little things, livin’ in they model dwellin’s. Therr’s no air for ’em,” I used to say. “Well,” ’e used to say, “what can I du, Mother? Can’t afford to live in Park Lane:” An’ ‘e take an’ went to Ameriky. [Her voice for the first time is truly doleful] An’ never came back. Fine feller. So that’s my four sons—One’s dead, an’ one’s in—That, an’ one’s in Ameriky, an’ Bob ’ere, poor boy, ’e always was a talker.
[Lemmy, who has
re-seated himself in the window and taken up his
fiddle, twangs the strings.]
Press. And now a few words about your work, Mrs. Lemmy?
Mrs. L. Well, I sews.
Press. [Writing] “Sews.” Yes?
Mrs. L. [Holding up her unfinished pair of trousers] I putt in the button’oles, I stretches the flies, I lines the crutch, I putt on this bindin’, [She holds up the calico that binds the top] I sews on the buttons, I press the seams—Tuppence three farthin’s the pair.
Press. Twopence three farthings a pair! Worse than a penny a line!
Mrs. L. In a gude day I gets thru four pairs, but they’m gettin’ plaguey ’ard for my old fengers.
Press. [Writing] “A monumental figure, on whose labour is built the mighty edifice of our industrialism.”
Lemmy. I sy—that’s good. Yer’ll keep that, won’t yet?
Mrs. L. I finds me own cotton, tuppence three farthin’s, and other expension is a penny three farthin’s.
Press. And are you an exception, Mrs. Lemmy?
Mrs. L. What’s that?
Lemmy. Wot price the uvvers, old lydy? Is there a lot of yer sewin’ yer fingers orf at tuppence ’ypenny the pair?
Mrs. L. I can’t tell yu that. I never sees nothin’ in ’ere. I pays a penny to that little gell to bring me a dozen pair an’ fetch ’em back. Poor little thing, she’m ’ardly strong enough to carry ’em. Feel! They’m very ’eavy!
Press. On the conscience of Society!
Lemmy. I sy put that dahn, won’t yer?
Press. Have things changed much since the war, Mrs. Lemmy?
Mrs. L. Cotton’s a lot dearer.
Press. All round, I mean.
Mrs. L. Aw! Yu don’ never get no change, not in my profession. [She oscillates the trousers] I’ve a-been in trousers fifteen year; ever since I got to old for laundry.