Timson. I forbids the banns.
Bertley, [Startled.] Gracious!
Timson. [Extremely unsteady.] Just cause and impejiment. There ’e stands. [He points to Ferrand.] The crimson foreigner! The mockin’ jay!
Wellwyn. Timson!
Timson. You’re a gen’leman—I’m aweer o’ that but I must speak the truth—[he waves his hand] an’ shame the devil!
Bertley. Is this the rum—?
Timson. [Struck by the word.] I’m a teetotaler.
Wellwyn. Timson, Timson!
Timson. Seein’ as there’s ladies present, I won’t be conspicuous. [Moving away, and making for the door, he strikes against the dais, and mounts upon it.] But what I do say, is: He’s no better than ’er and she’s worse.
Bertley. This is distressing.
Ferrand. [Calmly.] On my honour, Monsieur!
[Timson growls.]
Wellwyn. Now, now, Timson!
Timson. That’s all right. You’re a gen’leman, an’ I’m a gen’leman, but he ain’t an’ she ain’t.
Wellwyn. We shall not believe you.
Bertley. No, no; we shall not believe you.
Timson. [Heavily.] Very well, you doubts my word. Will it make any difference, Guv’nor, if I speaks the truth?
Bertley. No, certainly not—that is—of course, it will.
Timson. Well, then, I see ’em plainer
than I see [pointing at
Bertley] the two of you.
Wellwyn. Be quiet, Timson!
Bertley. Not even her husband believes you.
Megan. [Suddenly.] Don’t I!
Wellwyn. Come, Megan, you can see the old fellow’s in Paradise.
Bertley. Do you credit such a—such an object?
[He points at Timson, who seems falling asleep.]
Megan. Naow!
[Unseen by anybody, Ann has returned.]
Bertley. Well, then, my boy?
Megan. I seen ’em meself.
Bertley. Gracious! But just now you were will——
Megan. [Sardonically.] There wasn’t nothing against me honour, then. Now you’ve took it away between you, cumin’ aht with it like this. I don’t want no more of ’er, and I’ll want a good deal more of ’im; as ’e’ll soon find.
[He jerks his chin at
Ferrand, turns slowly on his heel, and
goes out into the street.]
[There follows a profound silence.]
Ann. What did I say, Daddy? Utter! All three.
[Suddenly alive to her presence, they all turn.]
Timson. [Waking up and looking round him.] Well, p’raps I’d better go.
[Assisted by Wellwyn
he lurches gingerly off the dais towards
the door, which Wellwyn
holds open for him.]