Ann. [Blankly.] Oh! [As Wellwyn strikes a match.] The samovar is lighted. [Taking up the nearly empty decanter of rum and going to the cupboard.] It’s all right. He won’t.
Wellwyn. We’ll hope not.
[He turns back to his picture.]
Ann. [At the cupboard.] Daddy!
Wellwyn. Hi!
Ann. There were three bottles.
Wellwyn. Oh!
Ann. Well! Now there aren’t any.
Wellwyn. [Abstracted.] That’ll be Timson.
Ann. [With real horror.] But it’s awful!
Wellwyn. It is, my dear.
Ann. In seven days. To say nothing of the stealing.
Wellwyn. [Vexed.] I blame myself-very much. Ought to have kept it locked up.
Ann. You ought to keep him locked up!
[There is heard a mild but authoritative knock.]
Wellwyn. Here’s the Vicar!
Ann. What are you going to do about the rum?
Wellwyn. [Opening the door to canon Bertley.]
Come in, Vicar!
Happy New Year!
Bertley. Same to you! Ah! Ann! I’ve got into touch with her young husband—he’s coming round.
Ann. [Still a little out of her plate.] Thank Go—–Moses!
Bertley. [Faintly surprised.] From what I hear he’s not really a bad youth. Afraid he bets on horses. The great thing, Wellwyn, with those poor fellows is to put your finger on the weak spot.
Ann. [To herself-gloomily.] That’s not difficult. What would you do, Canon Bertley, with a man who’s been drinking father’s rum?
Bertley. Remove the temptation, of course.
Wellwyn. He’s done that.
Bertley. Ah! Then—[Wellwyn and Ann hang on his words] then I should—er—
Ann. [Abruptly.] Remove him.
Bertley. Before I say that, Ann, I must certainly see the individual.
Wellwyn. [Pointing to the window.] There he is!
[In the failing light
Timson’s face is indeed to be seen
pressed against the
window pane.]
Ann. Daddy, I do wish you’d have thick glass put in. It’s so disgusting to be spied at! [Wellwyn going quickly to the door, has opened it.] What do you want? [Timson enters with dignity. He is fuddled.]
Timson. [Slowly.] Arskin’ yer pardon-thought it me duty to come back-found thish yer little brishel on me. [He produces the little paint brush.]
Ann. [In a deadly voice.] Nothing else?
[Timson accords her a glassy stare.]
Wellwyn. [Taking the brush hastily.] That’ll do, Timson, thanks!
Timson. As I am ’ere, can I do anything for yer?