Wellwyn. No-it wouldn’t be.
Mrs. Megan. [Timidly.] If I had an ’at on, I’d look better.
Wellwyn. With feathers?
Mrs. Megan. Yes.
Wellwyn. Well, you can’t! I don’t like hats, and I don’t like feathers.
[Mrs. Megan
timidly tugs his sleeve. Timson, screened
as he
thinks by the picture,
has drawn from his bulky pocket a bottle
and is taking a stealthy
swig.]
Wellwyn. [To Mrs. Megan, affecting not to notice.] How much do I owe you?
Mrs. Megan. [A little surprised.] You paid me for to-day-all ’cept a penny.
Wellwyn. Well! Here it is. [He gives her a coin.] Go and get your feet on!
Mrs. Megan. You’ve give me ’arf a crown.
Wellwyn. Cut away now!
[Mrs. Megan, smiling at the coin, goes towards the model’s room. She looks back at Wellwyn, as if to draw his eyes to her, but he is gazing at the picture; then, catching old Timson’s sour glance, she grimaces at him, kicking up her feet with a little squeal. But when Wellwyn turns to the sound, she is demurely passing through the doorway.]
Timson. [In his voice of dubious sobriety.] I’ve finished these yer brushes, sir. It’s not a man’s work. I’ve been thinkin’ if you’d keep an ’orse, I could give yer satisfaction.
Wellwyn. Would the horse, Timson?
Timson. [Looking him up and down.] I knows of one that would just suit yer. Reel ’orse, you’d like ’im.
Wellwyn. [Shaking his head.] Afraid not, Timson! Awfully sorry, though, to have nothing better for you than this, at present.
Timson. [Faintly waving the brushes.] Of course, if you can’t afford it, I don’t press you—it’s only that I feel I’m not doing meself justice. [Confidentially.] There’s just one thing, sir; I can’t bear to see a gen’leman imposed on. That foreigner—’e’s not the sort to ’ave about the place. Talk? Oh! ah! But ’e’ll never do any good with ’imself. He’s a alien.
Wellwyn. Terrible misfortune to a fellow, Timson.
Timson. Don’t you believe it, sir; it’s his fault I says to the young lady yesterday: Miss Ann, your father’s a gen’leman [with a sudden accent of hoarse sincerity], and so you are—I don’t mind sayin’ it—but, I said, he’s too easy-goin’.
Wellwyn. Indeed!
Timson. Well, see that girl now! [He shakes his head.] I never did believe in goin’ behind a person’s back—I’m an Englishman—but [lowering his voice] she’s a bad hat, sir. Why, look at the street she comes from!
Wellwyn. Oh! you know it.
Timson. Lived there meself larst three years. See the difference a few days’ corn’s made in her. She’s that saucy you can’t touch ’er head.